Did you remember to prepare your anti-paranormal arsenal for today?

I wore my titanium underwear. I’m good.

No, I forgot and I’m probably going to die. Have a nice life!

@tups You seem like a nice jelly. Come on over and I’ll cover you.

@WillWorkForChocolate Sure. Will you buy my ticket?

This past month has been riddled with annoyances; any metaphysical fallout from Friday the 13th will just blend right in.

If I was a reincarnation of a member of the Knights Templar, I’d probably have recurring nightmares of being killed by Vatican soldiers these past few nights, culminating into a bloodbath today, after the broadsword I bought from EBay arrived and I start challenging priests to duels to the death.

I live here, so I’m good.

Yes, my weaponised skepticism. Works against anything paranormal.

Today is my daughter’s birthday, nothing to fear here, just happy times.

@tups Sure! Wait… they’ll let me trade a stack of books for a plane ticket, right?

Does this connect to the Superstition colloquy earlier this week?

Friday the 13th is just a day like any other. Superstition is bunk,

It’s all good here <—found this for you chocolate babe! ;)

@elbanditoroso No… just having a bit of silly fun.

@SpatzieLover Ooh, thank you! My cats might object to things on their heads, but hey, better safe than sorry, eh? :D

I just came from a customer’s site and made $3000 today. If that’s Friday the 13th bad luck, Bring it on! I want more!!!!

@WillWorkForChocolate Probably, if the books falls in their taste

I have a Ghost Busters Mark II Proton Pack and a spare pair of elasticated underpants.

I haven’t even showered or gotten dressed yet. I think the resident ghost is ok with me, though.

No, but I’ve been listening to Tool all day. I think they’ll keep me safe.

Come at me bro.

There you are @Some_Ghost! Mwah Mwah!!

Yep, I noticed today was the 13th, but… didn’t do anything to protect myself. No Salt on the doorstep and kept my black cat happy… :D

Well Friday the Thirteenth is gone…and I remain. Mwaaahahahaha!

@Some_Ghost Apparently, there’s 6 Friday the 13ths this year. The most in decades? Beware of Ghostbusters!

@Some_Ghost But… you’re a nice ghost. I don’t want to trap you and put you in the containment unit. Tea?

Of course! Tea is fine indeed, containment units are mean.

I’ve got the pathetic, stereotypical teas. Oolong, Jasmine, and Earl Grey. What’s yer pleasure?

I just came back from the dead. What did I miss???
P.S. I died on the 13th

@Mr_Paradox Oh dear, you missed everything, I’m afraid. Naked pancake orgies, random jellies being given super-wedgies and stuffed nekked into the frizzer, and one lucky jelly immaculately conceived a polka-dotted velociraptor. I fear it will never be the same here again.

Wow…...... I need to get working on that time machine don’t I?

No. I haven’t checked my sword in months…