How would you have explained this situation to an angry university Dean from the perspective of "CC" (Details Inside)

You are a 20 year old man “CC” in the first year in a college dorm. (you have no money, no job and you have never lived on your own before nor had a girlfriend.) You ran away from home because some family members were calling you lazy and worthless, as a result you stopped talking to them from that day on. You spent the first semester of university focused on school until a beautiful woman “CT” started spending time with you as close friends. Because you waited to long to make a move “CT” started dating your male friend “WV”. You tried moving on and dated the next woman that smiled at you “MA” . The two women “CT” and “MA” including you and her boyfriend “WV”, all became friends. The first woman “CT” brakes up with “WV” and tells you not to speak to him anymore? You figured you could ask “CT” out on a date now that “WV” is out of the picture. You break up with your girlfriend “MA” dramatically. You tell “CT” who was dating “WV” that you love her in an E-mail. Meanwhile “CT” had gotten engaged to a fourth year student “JK”. The girlfriend “MA” asks you out again ? Then she dumps you after three days in front of your family at a Thanksgiving Family Dinner/ Reunion… You are walking into the Dean of Student Residents life’s office because he has asked you to explain… what do you say?