Can you share some funny jokes?

One of my really good friends is currently going through a rough time (last week she was forced to break up with the love of her life because his parents don’t approve due to cultural differences and she’s torn apart, and this week she developed an ear infection and is in a lot of pain) and I would like to cheer her up by texting her funny jokes throughout the day. I Googled “funny jokes” but, frankly, most of the ones I came across are old and tired and not so funny. I’d prefer short jokes that I could text her, but longer ones are more than welcome (I’ll email them).

She’s not easily offended, so anything goes, as long as it’s really funny.

Thank you!!! :)