[NSFW] Where can I get some new bauch?

Asked by ETpro (34605

) August 10th, 2012

It’s another TGIF day, but past debauchery has left me too debauched to get into proper weekend mode. When one gets too debauched, how do you rebauch? Why didn’t someone warn me that humans do not come with an endless supply of bauch? Can you get more bauch on eBay? Do street vendors sell bauch? Can I belly up to the neighborhood bar and order a mixed drink that will rebauch me? Where do I turn to rebauch my depleted bauch supply so I can get back into some proper weekend debauchery once more?

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I heard a couple of older buddies (not meaning to make it about age, just sayin) talking about this very thing.
They decided that they could still do anything they ever did, but they had to start earlier, and quit before it got too late. By the way, it was pretty late when they were talking about this.

josie (30934

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Are we talking sexual debauchery, or just general debauchery?

I find that all I need to recharge my sexual bauch batteries is to connect with my love.

wundayatta (58722

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Hehe, as soon as the words “sexual debauchery” were spoken, Wunda’s ears started burning.

FutureMemory (24753

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You betcha! Sex is the most important thing in the world for me! You can rely on me about that, and make fun of it if you wish. I don’t mind. Hell, it amuses me, too!

wundayatta (58722

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Fetlife.

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@ETpro When a person gets “de-bauched” it should be a sign to them. It means they were in need of a break from bauching. The only way to solve this is to recharge the batteries….how long will that take? As long as it needs to.

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