NSFW: what does oral sex taste like to you?
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September 9th, 2012
I’m simply curious as to how others would describe it. I usually think men taste like dry saline with protein powder and women are like batteries that were hiding under moss. :-)
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As my mum always said…“eat your greens” being a strict vagitarian, I obliged.
If it’s green, I don’t suggest you eat it in this case… just a suggestion, though… lol!
So if Shrek went down on Fiona??
My own is very mild tasting. Not salty at all. I don’t use much salt, so perhaps that’s why. Lady cum tastes very mild and like umami. I always figured that’s the word derivation for “umami”. After eating his honey out to a gushing, squirting cum, some guy said, “Ooh, mommy!”
@ucme If your beloved’s a troll, I suppose it would be okay… But I don’t suggest you remind her she’s a troll or you might go hungry.
@ETpro My Boston buddy! Hope you’re well. Good description, and thanks for the link as I did need it. :)
@Taciturnu My word, we like to take things literally don’t we?
They’re ogres anyway, don’t think they frequent these pages, although I may be mistaken.
Fresh out of the shower, lightly scented with the aroma of Dial soap and a hint of mint flavored toothpaste.
Geez, I got a buzz just thinking about it.
Savory is a good description, with a musky slighly sweet accent. It would go good with a Pinot Noir.
it all depends on your partners diet
I would say hopefully flavorless.
@Shippy I’ve had flavorless and I prefer the musky savory taste. I don’t know why.
@Shippy Flavorless? Meh… Guess we have different ideas of yummy. :) Stinky, however, is another story…
Stickylicious. Saltart. Sweetangy. Oysterrific. Sourcreamy. Oh, and sometimes onionish with a dash of vinegarlic.
It’s very sad, but I don’t remember. I really enjoy it, but I don’t get much chance.
Different women taste differently. Some taste stronger and some taste mild, maybe a bit salty and maybe a bit sweet.
There’s also the consistency factor. Some women have a thicker, more viscous material, and others is thinner and lighter.
I think that some women taste just right, and others are not pleasant. I suspect this is genetic. There are certain hormones that we are attracted to more than others, and it may be the same with the taste of oral sex. I don’t even know what to call the stuff we are talking about. But it is something that I really like, in the right woman.
@wundayatta I was with one guy, whose spunk was funky. Consistency was kinda like pudding that had been burnt in places. Only time I have not enjoyed giving oral sex was with him. I hear you there.
@ragingloli Careful what sort of bitches you go down on.
My honey’s honey is normally straight up umami taste with a smell that drives me to drink her. But when I really get into it and she squirts, there must be pheromones involved because the smell drives me into a frenzy, and the frenzy drives her into a very extended orgasm and MAN, it’s all good. I honestly feel so sorry for the guys that say it smells like fish, or dog, or piss. Not that I wouldn’t accept her urine. Tribute is tribute,
Is all this talk making anyone hungry????
Yes, makes me want to eat some one thing
@trailsillustrated Male ejaculate can smell like bleach. It depends on the guy’s dietary choices.
Young girls taste different.
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