Can you contribute to "Funny French Friday"?

I beg forgiveness from our members on the other side of the International Date Line where it’s already Saturday.

Do you have any jokes involving French language, about the French, their culture, or lives? Anything Frenchified?

I give you this.

This is meant to be funny, jellies. Can we keep it lighthearted? If it gets mean spirited, I’ll flag the question myself.

:-)~