When was the last time that you were terrorized when you were in bed, defenseless?

I just had to get this off my chest… I woke up from a deep and restful drunken Friday night sleep after a rich full day to discover GRAND DADDY COCKROACH had decided he wanted to hold my hand. I didn’t scream like a little girl, which surprised me somewhat, but I did spend the rest of the night sleeping on the sofa.