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janbb's avatar

If you were about to be executed, what would your "last meal" be?

Asked by janbb (56448points) June 7th, 2008
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jrpowell's avatar

Something that would produce a nasty movement after my bowels relaxed. I would probably request my mothers cooking.

joeysefika's avatar

a really bad curry and a pint of Guinness; I’d like to see them try and clean that up

osullivanbr's avatar

My wifes cooking. Kill myself off before the feckers get a chance to have the pleasure.

Sorry honey.
I may not be on fluther now for a while :-(

playthebanjo's avatar

a cake with a better lawyer inside it.

JonnyCeltics's avatar

twice-baked potato, huge, juicy porterhouse from Peter Luger’s and a ton of ice cream

or

lox, bagel, whipped cream cheese, capers, onions, lettuce, tomato

or

eggplant parm wrapped in chicken parm, tiramasu, wine

jamzzy's avatar

stuffed shells cup of chicken tortellini and some garlic bread with cheese on it…......im mexican haha

yannick's avatar

A massive to week banquet, Middle Ages-style, only much longer. With every type of food ever. That counts as one meal, right? The amount of food would be massive. As would the queue to the toilet…

janbb's avatar

I asked because it’s something I think about occasionally.

I’m torn between a really good cheeseburger, fries (but they have to be real fries from real potatoes) and a vanilla milkshake – or some of my English food favorites like steak and mushroom pie, or roast beef, Yorkshire pudding and roast potatoes. Or maybe a big bowl of mashed potatoes and gravy…(Notice a tuberous theme here?)

jamzzy's avatar

now im hungry for a baked potato…and some chili from wendys

Adina1968's avatar

A pile of Alaskan King Crab Legs, Twice Baked Potato, & Chocolate Tiramisu

iCeskate's avatar

chocolate everything… And sweet potatoes

fabulous's avatar

@osullivanbr
You may not be on anything for a while

Curious404's avatar

Pizza! I just love it. Large slice NY-style.

osullivanbr's avatar

Oh oh it’s the wife…

@fabulous
Ah you knows I’m messing. That Pot Noodle you put together the other day was lovely.

fabulous's avatar

@osullivanbr
you know it was good everything I do is good. DON’T YOU FORGET IT

seVen's avatar

‘last meal’ ? I’d be with God and Jesus in infinity, infinity is forever :)

osullivanbr's avatar

@seVen
So explain the “Last Supper” to me if you’re taking that stance…

Allie's avatar

Either pepperoni and black olive pizza and a cold beer or a Belgium waffle with fresh strawberries and whipped cream. (Wow, these are sooo different.)

seVen's avatar

last supper was last meal of Christ on earth but not in heaven

jmbm's avatar

Something low in fat. That stuff will kill you.

osullivanbr's avatar

Fair enough point seVen.

So let’s say you could have one last earthly meal what would it be?

joeysefika's avatar

Unfortunately The state has a budget so your last meal cannot exceed X amount of dollars.

Allie's avatar

joeysefika: Is that true?

joeysefika's avatar

I believe so i’ve heard it before and it makes sense a State isn’t going to spend hundreds of dollars on Wagyu Beef and Truffles

Allie's avatar

Good point. I guess it does make sense when you think about it.

joeysefika's avatar

Although if its not true you might as well take them for everything they have.

Allie's avatar

Definitely. Ask for something rare, foreign, and expensive. Ask them to cook it a certain way and insist that they try again if they mess it up. Haha. Nah, I just want my pizza and beer/waffle.

joeysefika's avatar

Yea but i cant see prison guards getting you something again. Maybe throwing it at you. . .

Allie's avatar

.. and forcing you to eat it off the floor of your cell. I would not survive in any kind of prison/jail/penitentiary.

brownlemur's avatar

@seVen – does one need to eat in heaven? Your thoughts?

fabulous's avatar

osulluvanbr reckons my dinners will kill him off before anyone has the chance to execute him wait until he finds out what I put into tonights dinner

PS. Which he has already ate
hahaha

janbb's avatar

there definitely seems to be a bit of marital warfare going on here. :)

perhaps just as well my husband eschews such activities!

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