Are you cheap or are you poor?

Sometimes it pays to have money and sometimes it really doesn’t matter, either way, everyone wants money. I know people who are flashy and I know people who are modest, and I think they are both annoying in their own ways.

If I had to pick the more annoying of the two, it would be the modest person with money who never buys anything cool and still wants to be treated like he has money. That guy sucks!! He’s hurting the economy and looking for undeserved respect.

Am I alone in thinking that cheap people should be treated like they are poor?