What gift do you plan to exchange, and what will you get in place of it?

Merry Christmas or, if you don’t celebrate it, happy whatever you do celebrate around the Winter Solstice. I’m just fine with my gifts. I’ve already put them to work. But I’m sure some received gifts that begged the question, “What were they thinking when they got me this?” If you’re in that boat, what was the lame gift, and what do you plan to exchange it for? Or will you just grin and bear it, not wanting to hurt the gift giver’s feelings?