Am I the only one that thinks Rhubarb pie is even more disgusting than fruitcake? Who the hell likes Rhubarb pie?

I was mistakenly given a Rhubarb pie, passed off as Cherry, from my local bakery a few days ago. OMG! I knew something was dreadfully wrong with the “Cherry” pie when I cut into it. It took me a few minutes to realize it was Rhubarb!

The stuff is sour and has the most hideous presentation, looking like a bunch of chopped up raw pork in a pie crust. Gag!
Needless to say I am asking for pie compensation for the $14 pie of nastiness. Just curious if there are any Rhubarb fans out there, and if so, may you all perish in a vat of Rhubarb and minced candied, fruitcake fruit. :-p