If you make a woman mad, and she sends you pictures of all of the foods that you are allergic to...
Piled up on her kitchen counter, is that to be considered a death threat?
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Only if she invites you to dinner.
You might want to be concerned if she knows all of them. Just saying.
Sounds a little psycho. I hope she doesn’t own a tree chipper.
Augggh! That sounds pretty scary man. I know about how food can be deadly…
Is she in a position to actually hurt you, or do you think she is just blowing off steam in an incredibly immature way?
Meh, child’s play. Send her a pic of her pic with an upside down pentagram on it and something that looks like blood. People like that will bait.
It is not a good sign. But it is only a problem if you go to her place and eat it.
I say it is a good indication that you should not, under any circumstances accept a dinner invitation. Then again it could just be her subtle and rather creepy way of telling you that where she lives is (or at least should be) off limits and rather dangerous to you.
Why are you airing our dirty laundry here?
We want details about what you did to trigger her behavior.
@gailcalled I really don’t know. We were having a perfectly fine conversation and suddenly she said “I can see why you are divorced.” I responded a few minutes later with “I figured out why you are divorced as well a while back.” Then a day later, these pictures.
Ummm, Simone and Supermouse, I didn’t drop the “y” of off “your” or anything, like I was actually asking why he was airing HIS dirty laundry. I said “our” dirty laundry on purpose; I was making a joke like it was “our” argument and it was me that sent the pics…..
@Imadethisupwithnoforethought Well, whatever you do, don’t eat any “fruitcake” she sends you, either. :D
@WillWorkForChocolate I am not aware that there is an argument on this thread, but I am really thinking you should send me some nonviolent pics.
Oh, I can send non violent pics, sweetie. They might not be the pics you want though, lol!
Jesus, man, what are you doing getting a woman mad? Don’t you have any sense a’tall?
Hahaha. I want to know…did this really happen?
I would say her elevator does not go all the way to the top.
Not all 8 cylinders are working.
Psycho
Looney Tunes
Watch out for any boxes labelled ACME.
Not in the least, but I would be surprised. :p
I would take that as saying “I want to kill you.” I think that does not constitute a threat. It’s more an expression of anger.
Depending on how long you have known the woman, I would either just drop her (if you haven’t known her long), or try to do some problem solving if you are seriously interested in her and have a fairly long history.
It is, however, a pretty hostile gesture. On the other hand, it could also be a joke. Or it could be both a hostile gesture and a joke at the same time. If you don’t know her well enough to tell, or you aren’t comfortable talking it through, then this is over.
On the other hand, if it is a joke, it seems to me like she might be an exciting woman to know. Although you might want to keep your sidearm handy when you are around her. No. Just kidding. That’s a joke.
Hahaha…sounds like something I would do.
I find it freaking brilliantly funny! Nothing like razor sharp, cutting edge humor.
Once, before I divorced my ex he was all excited about these stupid little plastic parts bags he brought home one day. He was super OCD about all his little thingies being in perfect order and labeled and categorized.
I told him they would come in very handy when I chopped him up into 132 little pieces and scattered him across the Sierras.
He always told me I was the funniest women he ever knew, yeah well…he wasn’t laughing when I served him with the divorce papers. lol
No problem, haha. Just took me by surprise that a few people thought I was actually taking him to task over airing his dirty laundry on Fluther! Like I haven’t done plenty of that myself, lol!
PM me your cell number babe, and see what you get.
OMG!!! I did not know humans could bend like that! Thank you very much.
Was there a bunny and a pot of boiling water nearby?
Dude, that sounds like a Sicilian message, like she wants you to sleep with the fishes and shit.
Put it on your “Ignore and Forget” list.
Unless you want the game to go on, in which case, send her pictures that have some connection but the connections ave nothing to do with her necessarily e.g. things that all have to do with weight (too much and too little) or eyes (ex. needles, for shoe laces. a patch, a pair of glasses, a potato, etc..
dude I got @WillWorkForChocolate‘s meaning…
@Imadethisupwithnoforethought: Ok, if this really was only triggered by a somewhat snarky comment about your seeing why she was divorced (and in response to her using the comment first on you!).... Either it’s a joke and she’s nuts, or she’s serious and nuts. Run away!
@Coloma: That’s a funny story because I know you (somewhat) and I also know a bit of the backstory of your ex and dated a sociopath myself. But do you really think it is comparable to the OP here? I mean, it sounds like he’s received a death threat out of the blue from an acquaintance…
Really…is this SERIOUS? :-/
It’s not a very effective death threat if you have to ask Fluther what it is. It is a joke, she doesn’t even dislike you.
I tend to agree with @flutherother. Not only does she not dislike you, but she has probably been paying close attention, in that she “loaded up” on the foods you’re allergic to. She paid attention, and she knew that was a photo you’d remember, too.
It should only be a death threat if she is sitting stroking a peanut like a Bond villan.
This made me laugh. I’ll use this idea the next time I need to threaten someone.
^^^ My take exactly! Interesting all the different perceptions here.
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