[NSFW] Anyone want to play a game of Bedroom Iron Chef?
I’ve invented a new game!
Iron Chef is a cooking show where a challenge is issued to different chefs to make dishes with a specific ingredient. So “Bedroom Iron Chef” is played like this- you and your partner take turns, ordering a “dish” (an experience) using different “ingredients”. The ultimate aim is to plan a menu that leads to an exploration of often neglected erogenous zones, leading to mind-blowing sex. For now, let’s keep the ingredients to body parts; toys and accessories is a whole different level of play.
For example, the appetizer on my menu might be, “Conversations with Feet.” Then my partner would come up with the name for the next dish, “My Lips on your Labia”. (Hmm. Seems like there ought to be a couple of courses and sorbet in between before we move from feet to cunnilingus. So you see, there’s an art to planning the menu)
So: here I invite the collective to come up with (tasteful) creative names for your favourite recipes. If you are really ambitious, create a complete seven-course menu for your Bedroom Iron Chef. Bonus points for anyone who actually tests out their menu/any of these dishes and reports on the success, failures and gives tips for improvement. :)
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Uh…I’ll stick my neck out here…
“Embouchure my skin flute” for appetizer, dessert, or anywhere inbetween!
Lip languishing
Neck nibbling
Aurora arranging
Toe tonguing
Mystery delights on the tongue
Tastes in darkness
spinal spangling
aroma therapy
nasal nuzzling
mmmmmm
sorry, I gotta go take care of something. Be back later.
Sorry. My recipes are secret. ;)
Hmm, so far none of the names (my included) inspire me to try inventing a recipe for them.
Doing some internet research on dish names, the best ones I’ve come across have been suggestive rather than explictative; and are open to interpretation.
Food network, for example, has this Name this Dish with dish names like:
Breakfast in Bread
Triple Dog Dare
Rowr- the last one sounds like a bedroom challenge already. Yup, Iron Chef is a culinary challenge game, so dish names have to inspire and challenge…
I would be afraid of Chef Ramsey bursting in the bedroom, and shouting out how I am doing it all wrong, and how horrible the sex is.
I kinda like the idea implied by OP: ”“My Lips on your Labia”. (Hmm. Seems like there ought to be a couple of courses and sorbet in between before we move from feet to cunnilingus. So you see, there’s an art to planning the menu)”
I immediately thought of “My Lips on your Labia:...(with) sorbet in between (the lips?)
@filmfann “That was fucking horrible! How dare you try to pass that off as properly prepared? It was cold! And incredibly SLOW! You didn’t even come close to her g-spot! And just look at the mess you made! Get out of the way and let me show you how to do it right.”
Mine would be a strictly vagitarian menu…nom, nom!
I see what you did there, @ucme. Very clever!
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