[NSFW] Anyone want to play a game of Bedroom Iron Chef?

I’ve invented a new game!

Iron Chef is a cooking show where a challenge is issued to different chefs to make dishes with a specific ingredient. So “Bedroom Iron Chef” is played like this- you and your partner take turns, ordering a “dish” (an experience) using different “ingredients”. The ultimate aim is to plan a menu that leads to an exploration of often neglected erogenous zones, leading to mind-blowing sex. For now, let’s keep the ingredients to body parts; toys and accessories is a whole different level of play.

For example, the appetizer on my menu might be, “Conversations with Feet.” Then my partner would come up with the name for the next dish, “My Lips on your Labia”. (Hmm. Seems like there ought to be a couple of courses and sorbet in between before we move from feet to cunnilingus. So you see, there’s an art to planning the menu)

So: here I invite the collective to come up with (tasteful) creative names for your favourite recipes. If you are really ambitious, create a complete seven-course menu for your Bedroom Iron Chef. Bonus points for anyone who actually tests out their menu/any of these dishes and reports on the success, failures and gives tips for improvement. :)