I've just come from cloud nine..... Where are you all at?

If you could be anywhere in the world right now where would it be?

In a beach house south of Wailea on Maui.

That sounds like heaven…

I’m on a cloud playing a harp as I type.

Well i was up here with a few friends when my halo slipped and landed on earth and broke…. Wondering what to fix it with?

Ah sorry broken halo, third door on the left, knock twice. Be careful of the heat it’s hot down there.

I asked the man who fixes the big iron gates….

Went to pound shop for super glue, didn’t work….. Get what you pay for….

Third door mmmm knock twice….

Says the man who can play the harp while typing….

Not ready for the heat…..

Wouldn’t sailing be more apt for you?

@caz: Welcome to fluther. You might put all your one-liners in a single answer rather than writing nine separate ones. It’s the fluther way.

Cloud 803478A-42

I’d be in the oldest gay bar in Paris, getting roaring drunk with a certain foxy Frenchman.

Cloud 867–53 oh ni-ine.

Being heavier than air and therefore a naturally earthbound organism, I’m stuck in fog bank 5.

@jca

Ah, so the j in your user name stands for Jenny? ;-)

@Brian1946: I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you. Seriously, no. My real name is way too Victorian for that.

I’m in the seventh realm of HELL.

I’m in a leather swivel chair, jess rockin da larvae brah. and looking up pr0nz