Who would be your dream cellmate if you ever ended up in prison?

Not some guy called Bubba that’s for damn sure.

Have you ever seen Madea Goes to Jail?
I pick Madea…

The guy that had the key to open the door to let me back out would be the ideal cellmate.

I don’t even want to think about it.

Houdini.

Andre the Giant.

I’d become his pal, then he’d hopefully protect me, heh.

Sharon Stone, shes hot.

I got it…

…Chuck Zito

A years supply of Happy Brownies.

Alan Watts

Just one cellmate? What is this the Marriott Prison for the Rich and Powerful?!
Assuming it would only be one cellmate, @Blondesjon hit the nail on the head.

…. I changed my mind about Madea.
I want this guy

Johnny Depp. I would sooooooo be his bitch!

@AshLeigh Can’t decide if that’s scary or disturbing.

MacGyver

It’s hilarious!

I dunno, but she’d be female, really interesting, and beautiful. That would make the days go by faster. Hell, I might not want to get out at the end.

Assuming it would have to be same sex…. If not, then what @burntbonez An amazing woman would be great lol.

If same sex, then Chuck Norris. I figure no one would mess with me anyways, it is Chuck Norris…. And then perhaps he could teach me some crazy shit.

This list is relevant haha.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts

My husband.

@Symbelline. I figure that inmates are a lot like zombies and there’s no one you’d want to be with you around zombies more than you’d want @Symbelline. Besides which, she’d be easy on the eyes. Not to mention the pillows she’d bring.

@Coloma Hey not fair! Didn’t know we could have food instead. Much rather bring food. Bugger Sharon Stone loll.

Sharon Stone can be food if you’d like :/