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President Obama calls your phone by mistake, what would you say to him?

Asked by mazingerz88 (18967points) January 20th, 2013

I’ll probably say something like, “Mr. President, in case you’re the real one and not those guys from Saturday Night Live, there is this website called Fluther…”

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WestRiverrat's avatar

If I don’t recognize the number it goes to voice mail.

I would tell him, “You have reached (phone number) please leave a message and someone may get back to you.”

Berserker's avatar

I’d ask him about the Whitehorse, and just how many pillows are in there.

bob_'s avatar

“Is your refrigerator running?”

Blackberry's avatar

Dude, I’m sleeping. The conservatives were right, you are a dick.

ucme's avatar

“Jackson’s considering a black Gollum in his next project, you up for it?”

livelaughlove21's avatar


Early 2000’s throwback. :)

Self_Consuming_Cannibal's avatar

Please bring the troops home and for the love of God, fix the fucking economy!!!

Pachy's avatar

“Hillary was wrong, sir. You can make the 3am call. By why to ME !!!

marinelife's avatar

Congratulations on your re-election. Stay the course for economic recovery. Hold firm against the Republicans on financial issues. The people are behind you.

bookish1's avatar

Do you really want the massive escalation of drone warfare to be part of your legacy???

ragingloli's avatar

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

dabbler's avatar

Dude ! Please Please get some coaching on negotiation skills, and stop coming to the table offering the full boat of everything you’re willing to give up right at the start.

I mean, differently would tax rates negotiations have gone if your starting point was rolling them back to pre-Reagan rates?

Seek's avatar

@ragingloli Sometimes I just love you.

mazingerz88's avatar

@ragingloli And Obama might answer…Liam? : )

Jaxk's avatar

Get a real job and leave me alone.

wundayatta's avatar

Single payer is still the way to go.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

“Have fun trying to dig us out of the hole you created in the last four years!”

gondwanalon's avatar

“I must be on ‘Crank Yankers’, please don’t call again.”

mattbrowne's avatar

Please tell your sister that “Zehn Kleine Negerlein (Ten Little Negroes)” is no longer sung in German kindergartens.

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