[nsfw] What was your personal experience of how the saran wrap thing worked? [Please answer detailed questions].
I’m interested in the logistics here. How did you know when your SO was going to appear at the door? How long in advance did you get wrapped up? Did you wear just the saran wrap, or did you have a robe over that when you answered the door? How much of you did you cover with wrap? How hard was it to get on? I guess you have to leave your arms free? Do you wrap each leg separately? Or make a skirt-like thing?
What did it feel like to wear saran wrap? Was it hot and sticky?
How long before you were unwrapped? Did the wrap come off easily or did it stick? Did it hurt coming off? In what order did it come off?
What was the response of your SO upon seeing you wrapped up? What did he or she say? What did they tell you afterwards? Did they think you were crazy? Fun? What?
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OMG, this sounds awesome. There would have to be knives involved. All Dexter-like.
And I remember from my teenage years, saran wrap sticks to skin. It’s hot and uncomfortable, and peeling it off can hurt after a few hours.
But damn. That would be hot.
My one story about that technique is a friend telling me a joke. AThe wife had dolled herself up to the nines in the saran wrap and opened the door when her husband walked in. He took one look and said, “Leftovers again?”
Well, I’ve never had this experience, but I have used saran wrap to make me sweat. It was very uncomfortable, but I lost a lot of water weight very quickly. Pulling it off took a bit of hair with it, too, which was very uncomfortable.
But I do like the idea of wrapping my mid section as a way to greet a lover. I think she’d have to be into it, though. Most women I’ve ever been with were not that sort. But I could get into showing off for a woman who was more visual and appreciated what I had to offer. For the right woman, that would be a lot.
@janbb And if the husband does it, the response is “Well, I can clearly see your nuts.”
If the police come and arrest you for lewd behavior, you can plead to the (w)rap.
@janbb very funny a GA for you.
I don’t know anything about it – I swear – but I think it’s part of some BDSM rituals.
I don’t even know what BDSM means.
Bondage, Dominance/submission, Sadism/masochism
Wait, what? That’s a thing? Not judging here, I’ve just never heard of saran-wrapping oneself for sexual purposes…
@jordym84 The only reference I know to it is from an awful book from the 1970s called “The Sensuous Woman.” I’ve never heard of anyone actually doing it.
@janbb Gotcha. I can’t see how that would be comfortable, let alone pleasurable, in real life lol
You mean it’s just a myth?
Bummer!
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Hey, @janbb! I liked that book! Clearly, it struck a chord, since I remember that scene so vividly, whether or not it is real.
And I’m also bummed to find out it was a myth.
Don’t they do it for things like dirty clevelands or something? Been so long since I listened to Tenacious D but I distinctly remember asking a a couple of friends what steam something or others were. Too funny!
Beyond the hygiene issue I have no idea what the merits of an act would be.
@janbb Check 1969’s Abbey Road
John Lennon: “That was me, remembering a little event with a woman in Jersey, and a man who was England’s answer to Allen Ginsberg…I met him when we were on tour and he took me back to his apartment and I had a girl and he had one he wanted me to meet. He said she dressed up in polythene, which she did. She didn’t wear jack boots and kilts, I just sort of elaborated. Perverted sex in a polythene bag. Just looking for something to write about.”
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“Doing it sandwich style” can apply to this, but mostly is refers to wrapping your penis in it, to prevent pregnancy.
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