[NSFW] What interesting facts or comments can you share about Klismaphilia?

Well, I can tell you that I do not have it.
In fact, I despise that feeling of liquids entering and exiting my colon.
I prefer solid objects.

I have many fetishes, but this is not one of them. Thanks for teaching me a new word, though.
On a related subject, I have heard that wine enemas have been a rising problem for college students O_o

@bookish1 I heard the wine enema thing too. To get drunk faster.

Not my thang.

The only interesting fact I could share about Klismaphilia right now is that I discovered it here first in Fluther thanks to a guy called @ETpro.

Is this what they mean when they say a wine has good body?

Hi group, I am rebbel and I am a Klismaphile (involuntarily though; once, twice a year, when I suffer from gastroenteritis).

@LuckyGuy Yes. I wonder if you can tell what variety it is?

@Adirondackwannabe I’ve got a bottle of a nice, approachable Pinot Noir from the Finger Lakes for you.

@LuckyGuy Okay that and some brie and we’ve got a party. This is grossing me out. Thanks bookish.

@LuckyGuy No, it does not mean it refers to the wine’s body but to the aroma.

To the OP, I guess after Kismaphilia, a new fetish called Cheezaphilia is not far behind.

In the same line as this fetish, I recently learn that some people put living gerbils (because the tails are easy to pull out) up their butts and let them run around. It is quite odd.
Needless to say, most gerbils do not survive the experience.

Umm the only thing I like that is similar to this is soaking a tampon with vodka preferrably and putting it in my butt. I just don’t have TIME to drink alcohol the regular way. I need to be hammered NOW, which is why I employ this method. Works like a charm, blackout drunk in no time.

@ETpro And I thought your question wouldn’t get any answers.

@Aesthetic_Mess Well, you’ve just described my life in a nutshell right there-!

@deni Please be careful because I’ve seen this show on TV, 100 Ways to Die and there was this guy who poured a whole bottle of liquor in his butt and it was fatal.

@Adirondackwannabe : Naw dude, thank @ETpro for posing this innaresting question, and the frat boys who give each other wine enemas to both achieve blackout drunk status and get their homoerotic “no homo” kicks.

@Aesthetic_Mess: You just learned this?? Did you never watch South Park before??

@Adirondackwannabe I’ll cut the cheese first.

@mazingerz88 Gross he poured liquor in his butt? I was just kidding, I think that’s ridiculous and I can’t believe people will subject themselves to such thing to get drunk!

At first I thought it was a fetish about Jürgen Klinsmann.

That would have been a bit random but less weird, in my opinion.

I think I would enjoy that, thanks for the heads up.

I think an enema fetish might be hard to admit.

I’m usually interested in learning new things. This is new, but I could do without knowing it. I probably won’t remember the name for it tomorrow. The concept is enough.

@ragingloli Funny. Liquids or solids are OK entering or exiting. My biggest concern is gasses exiting at inappropriate moments. :-)

@bookish1 Wine enemas bring a whole new level of reality to being drunk on your ass, don’t they. I’ve done them. Moderation in dose is the key to enjoyment. A glass at a time is a way to go, and definitely cleaned out first with plain water or better still an isotonic saline solution.

@Adirondackwannabe They work VERY fast. Your tummy doesn’t actually absorb alcohol well. Most of it is transferred to the blood stream where it takes effect after the contents of your stomach reach the small intestine. That’s why drinking after a full meal is so slow to kick in. Not so when you pump in the hooch through the back door. Your intestines absorb anything that has a high osmotic pressure and that can pass through their semipermeable membrane. Alcohol definitely fits that bill.

@syz To each their own. I’ve got so many things on the list of paraphilias it’s much easier to just tick off the ones I dislike. Exclude those that target only specific sorts of partners, involve any element of non-consensual behavior, or permanent harm; and I am interested in most of the rest.

@mazingerz88 It is a distinct pleasure to contribute, in any small way, to a fellow Jelly’s scope of sensuality.

@LuckyGuy No this is what is meant by wine having a good booty. :-)

@rebbel My sincere sympathies. Gastroenteritis seriously sucks. You won’t be enjoying anything during bouts of that.

@mazingerz88 Where are you going to stick that cheese stick?

@Aesthetic_Mess I have read about that on the Internet, but I suspect it’s mostly an urban legend promoted by anti-gay crusaders as it always claims this is an exclusively male homosexual activity.

@deni Doesn’t that burn?

@Adirondackwannabe Same here. I’m delighted to see how tolerant the collective is.

@mazingerz88 Take a moment and think about how you would get a while fifth of vodka into a tampon. Certainly common sense is required whenever consuming alcohol in any fashion. It would be a bad idea to start a rapid IV drip from a full bottle of 100 proof booze too. How many people have actually died from such things. A handful… in all of human history.

@bookish1 South Park Thank goodness there is still some educational programming on TV. :-)

@bob_ As fine a specimen of maleness as Jürgen Klinsmann may be, I thinking setting up an entire fetish about any single person, particularly one as unobtainable as him, would be a more ill-founded idea than falling in love with an enema bag.

@Shippy Always glad to add to the fun here. :-)

@jca So many fetishes are.

@Sunny2 Names are unimportant anyway if you don’t like the concept.