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[NSFW] Good to the very last drop. Which last drops do you make sure you coax out, and which are best left for next time?

Asked by ETpro (34563points) March 8th, 2013

TGIF so we can now explore the darker side of Maxwell House’s trademarked slogan instead of the tame interpretations seen here. Unless, that is, you are into klismaphilia as a use for your coffee.

Not to drop ideas into your head. Feel free to go with the flow. What’s good to the last drop. And which juicy sex flows would you rather drop into a waiting towel?

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Dutchess_III's avatar

The very, very last of the dish washing soap, and the very, very last of the shampoo and conditioner and that wasn’t what you were looking for was it? :) I’m out before the nekkie pancake crowd gets here!

Sunny2's avatar

The last drop of melted ice cream in the dish. At home, I lick it, In public, I just wish I could.

FutureMemory's avatar

I try to get every single drop of orange juice out of the container.

Coloma's avatar

I add a bit of water to all almost empty soap, detergent, shampoo, conditioner containers, to get the last out of the bottle. Also scrape the last drop of gravy out in the cat food cans.
They should just make all gravy cat food.
The extra scraping sound whets their appetite even more. lol

rebbel's avatar

A fortnight ago I bought two bags of drop; one bag with honey flavoured drop(confectionery), and the other bag was ‘plain’ muntendrop.
I always dread to put the last ‘dropje’ in my mouth, but I swallowed the last from each bag.

Adagio's avatar

I always make sure to get the very last drop of good quality extra virgin olive oil, spurred on by the price.

mambo's avatar

I try my best to coax every last drop of whiskey out of the bottle. Yum.

ETpro's avatar

Oh good grief. Last week when I asked about getting the last drop, I got nothing but complaints saying you guys couldn’t say because I didn’t make it [NSFW]. Now when do I ask about squeezing the last drop out of his sausage or licking it off her peach, All you want to talk about is tame food products and household cleansers. :-)

Maybe around midnight or 2 AM the real degenerates will get back from a night of carousing and chime in with the really juicy stuff about the last drop.

Coloma's avatar

^^^ The last drop of astroglide is saved for lubing lizards in distress.
I am so proud of saving the lizard stuck in the hole of a pot, in a stack of flower pots, with astroglide. lol

ETpro's avatar

@Coloma Ha! Astroglide rides to the rescue one more time! I’ll have to remember that in case I ever get my lizard stuck in the hole of a flower pot.

mambo's avatar

@ETpro Now that just sounds dirty.

ETpro's avatar

@mambo Yes, well, I thought that’s what the NSFW flag was meant to cover; nice, nasty dirty-deeds.

bookish1's avatar

@ETpro, I knew I could count on you. Shame I didn’t see this last night (this morning?) when I was drunk and salacious. I am pretty good at coaxing the last drops out. I have references.

@Coloma: Rescuing a stuck lizard with astroglide is one of the best stories I have ever heard. What ingenuity!

ETpro's avatar

@bookish1 Who would have believed it. I was hard at work and it didn’t dawn on me it was Friday till it was getting near the midnight hour.

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