What would you ask the other Jelly, if you and the other Jelly were the last two members to reside here?
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March 14th, 2013
With the recent question about Jellies leaving/having left Fluther in mind: suppose Fluther members are leaving by the dozens and suddenly you notice that there is only you and one other Jelly left.
Would you ask him/her questions still?
What would you ask?
If he/she put a question on, would you answer it, or just lurk?
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Do you think it was something I said or was it you?
So, they didn’t tell you about the new place, either, huh?
I wonder if we can talk Ben and Andrew into making some changes now?
Would you close the door as you leave…
Can you think of a caption for this photo?
Do you miss that fucker @rebbel‘s what is it shit as much as I do?
Did you forget your deodorant again?
Do you want to make squishies with me?
We’d probably just sit around and reminisce about the good old days like a couple of old farts. Remember so and so?? oh yeah, HE was great….those were the days my friend, we thought they’d never end!!!!
We’d sing and dance, forever and a day…
we’d live the life we’d choose!, we’d fight and never lose!
for we were young and sure to have our way
Thank you @Earthgirl for reminding me of that song. I loved it!
Wanna make a haunted house outta this yo?
It was quite a rousing anthem! Damn but it seems like so many goods songs are derived from russian folk music
@Symbeline Will you stick around fluther even when your zombified???
@FutureMemory ??? am I being thick? top of what? the lurve scores? lol
Another season, another reason
For making squishies
maybe instead of getting nostalgic and teary eyed we’ll get all angry and cynical like this song
@Earthgirl No telling where I’ll go when I’m zombified…zombie squishies…:D
Ok, it sucks that people got hurt and all…but damn, that’s awesome. XD
Shit, we’ll never get to 20K now! I’ve already given you 100 GA’s.
Do you think we should look in the frizzer?
@FutureMemory As if being the last 2 people on Fluther would mean we had to reproduce and make more squishies??
@Adagio Don’t go there! be afraid….be very afraid….
Wanna try out the chatrooms?
So, got any leads on a job for me?
I’m going out that way, which way are you going out?
Would you mind turning out the lights, Lisa, so we can kiss in the dark and wait for Bendrew to come home?
“For fuck’s sake, of all the dumb cunts outta that sorry bunch, I had to be lumbered with you…see ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya!”
Unless it happened to be a “pal”, that would be slightly tolerable.
Hey, who’s the moderator today? I gotta complaint.
How come only one of us ever gets GAs, huh? Where is the lurve?
“So, wanna play ‘The Jelly Below Me’ again?”
For whatever reason, I imagine the Jelly left with me would be @YARNLADY or @GailCalled. We would sit and chat for a few hours, I would explore the nooks and crannies, the highs and lows, the mansions, the dungeons… (No one says anything about the dungeons, but dungeons always come with mansions. I don’t know what they have in them, or if they’re even all that gloomy, but they’re down there.) I would remember all the good times I had had here, all the interesting and encouraging Jellies I had met, and all the philosophical debates I had been a part of… Then I would turn off the lights, close the door, and leave a note for Bendrew on the door saying what had happened.
Wanna sneak into the mansion and go through everybody’s drawers? Nah? Then let’s go raid the refrigerator.
You know, I’ve never been able to decide if I’d rather strip you naked and ride you ‘til the cows come home, or blow your face off with a bazooka. Got a quarter?
Who ya gonna fuck with now, Blondesjon?
@jonsblond Answered your own question there, I should think. ;)
Hmm…I might offer them a bagel.
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