St. Stupor, patron saint of ...

St. Sodium patron saint of the empty potato chip bag.

St Vader. Patron Saint of Albuterol

St. Flouderaria; Patron Saint of fish and coloraturas.

St. Torquetumadre; Patron Saint of bully boys and bad language teachers.

St. Stupor has certainly performed his share of miracles, one of the Catholic Church’s requirements for sainthood. Back before I was married, he made it possible for me to bed a true Playboy Bunny; something that, without St. Stupor’s intervention, would have been entirely impossible.

St. Stupor. Patron Saint of the One Night Stand and holder of the rubber.

Patrono della bevanda Caffeinated

(Patron Saint of the Caffeinated Beverage)

S-ain’t Fair, Patron Saint of the perpetually petulant.

edit; Flounderaria

St. Stupor, Patron Saint of Regret.

St. Ostendere, Patron of the Online Flounce.

Likin’ the St Stupors.
Good story @ETpro. It’s true that St Stupor’s potions can lubricate some social situations.

Here’s another: St. Stupor, patron saint of “Where’s my pants?”

St. Range: patron saint of the odd and peculiar.

St. Upor: patron saint of jellies who don’t read questions properly.

St. Stupor, patron saint of lost memories.

… and memories that should be lost.