What line of products would you, could you make for Fluther?

A dildo for people who like tentacle porn.

I’d totally go for a stuffed animal version of Dr. Jelly…or a bobble head. Not very original, I know.

I would absolutely get my cat a catnip stuffed octopus.

But how about a jellyfish shaped pancake maker or some specialty flavored popcorn.

I know some shot glasses with nymphs on them would be well loved for some.

Or a deck of cards with those cute little drawings on them.

I would personally love fridge magnets with Fluther reference words like seahorses, dreams, mayonnaise, waddizzit, frizzer etc. Even some of my favorite or infamous avatars.

I make coasters, placemats, wall hangings, and many other types of household gift items.

@rosehips has got some great ideas…. I’d buy shot glasses, playing cards, or a pancake maker….but… specialty flavored popcorn? Do you mean what I think you mean?? O_O

I guess I could, uh, make, aquatic-themed bookends… Maybe make it so it looks like submarine squid is eating your books.

Dr. J USB hub

Deffaly a pancake flipper of some sort.

I kind of like the tentacle dildo idea.

You can keep the ass-flavored popcorn.

Some of these ideas make me want to buy a laser engraver. If I had one I could totally make those magnets.

KY jelly, for those who find it hard to fit in…ease of access is paramount.

I’d propose an “Augie’s Secret” line of ban hammers and whips. And maybe a T-shirt that says, “I’ve been a very bad jelly, Augie”

Fluther perfume and after-shave! Smacks of the sea!

@ZEPHYRA: A fishy requisite?

Remember those pens? well I vote it should be a jelly.

My daughter also just came home with these jelly beans that are made by jelly belly. They have two of every color. One tastes good. One not so good. We could get jelly belly to make special Fluther flavour of the sea jelly beans, one most notably would taste like a Jellyfish!

Who’s gonna try it first? I have already tasted centipede ironically tastes like dirt so someone else has got to go next.

BTW, I wanted to add these but I fell asleep so I will add them now :)

Some jelly bean flavors

And I heard they can make any flavor!

A J-shirt.
With three arm openings.

It’s called pants, @rebbel

I’d love to see Fluther themed pillows and cushions. Auggie made one, but unfortunately it can’t be sold in the Fluther store for less than sixty bucks. :(

Nice one @zen, Dr. J underpants.
Or did you mean trousers?

lol, Fluther undies

Flundies?

That is fucking brilliant. :)

So a shirt = FLirt? That is rather fitting.

Flat flis flather flitting.

Awe, I freakin luv

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