Can you carry on a conversation using only bad song lyrics?
I actually think I thought of a new Fluther Game. If somebody else has already done this, Please Forgive Me, I can’t stop loving you.
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You were always on my mind.
I was thinking about starting a thread like this, but i guess you beat me to it, i hate you so much right now, i hate you so much right now…. Ahhhhh!
And you can tell everyone this is your song….
@janbb And may I say, not in a shy way, “Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way”
But I carry this feeling
When you walked into my house
That you won’t be walking out the door
So take off your thirsty boots and stay for a while…
Whatever get you through the night….....
It’s Alright, alright
@chyna
I drove all night
Crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep
To make love to you
Is that alright?
@chyna
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
…
Hush little baby don’t say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It’s just the @imadthisupwithnoforethought under your bed
In your closet in your head
I’m gonna have a hard time sleeping tonight.
@Bellatrix
Why don’t we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us.
@rojo
Easy ready willing overtime
When does it stop, where do you dare me to draw the line
You got the body now you want my soul
Don’t even think about it say no go
Now i’ll do anything you want me to
I’ll do almost anything that you want me to
But i can’t go for that
You took the words right out of my mouth – it must have been while you were kissing me…
It was while i was balls deep in that hoe, never lost my flow, still the biggest G on the westside yo
And til’ you stop lying to yourself
I’ll never stop lying to you
Tell me, tell me, tell me lies
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
I couldn’t take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!
So now I’m praying for the end of time
Some gal would giggle and I’d get red
And some guy’d laugh and I’d bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain’t easy for a boy named “Sue.”
@bookish1 you can come back baby
Rock ‘n Roll never forgets
@Crumpet
You’ve got a way to keep me on your side
@bookish1 Situation no win?
Rush for a change of atmosphere.
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
Oh, you said “bad” song lyrics”
Electrically, they keep the baseball score…
la da da da dee
@Blueroses
At night I wake up with the sheets
soaking wet and
a freight train running
through the middle of my head -
only you can cool my desire
Go on, hit me like a truck
Go on, I’l teach you how to….
ooooh, yeah
And then there she was
Like double cherry pie
Yeah there she was Like disco superfly
I smell sex and candy here
Can you smell that smell??
I ain’t complaining
What you’re doing you see
‘Cos this hurting feeling is
Oh so good for me
I think about Pure sex, Deep Sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex
You’ve been here before
I can see it on your face
You’ve been here before
And no bodys going to take his place
And though I want you, you’re holding back
And i’ll wait, just waiting babe, for you
Easy for a good girl to go bad
And once we gone (gone)
Best believe we’ve gone forever
What cha’ gonna do for me?
[Where did everyone go!]
Childhood living is easy to do
The things you wanted I bought them for you
Dude knows I’m a G
That’s short for a girl
Baby show me what you’re working with and make that dick twirl
Drop your hammer like Thor
And shake it till it’s sore
....
Boy you know that you like this song
Now turn around stick out and wiggle that schlong
[Hook]
Shake your dick bitch
Flop it all around
Better get your ass low down to the ground
And bounce your dick and bounce your dick
Hey hey
Better keep that thing moving all around the clock
Better keep that thing moving till she says stop
And bounce your dick and bounce your dick
Hey hey hey
And I know how she like it, I’mma psychic
I eat it then I go back to sleep, that’s that itis
And she be by her self, she a loner
TRUKFIT, I’m the owner
I make her moan, call her Mona
ya gotta be cruel to be kind
in the right measure
Under my thumb
The girl who once had me down
LIFE IS A LEMON AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
@bookish1
Now whats that smells like fish oh babe
I really would like to know
Now whats that smells like fish pretty mama
I really would like to know
That ain’t pork & baby that ain’t pie
Thats the stuff that I got to buy….
Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.
The way you squeeze my lemon, I’m gonna fall right out of bed.
@Bellatrix
I would do anything for love
but I won’t do that…
Hit me with your rhythm stick…
@Adagio
Yeah I’m hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don’t shine
‘Cause I’m kind of like Han Solo always strokin’ my own wookie
I’m the root of all that’s evil yeah but you can call me Cookie
She’s a killer queen
got fine agility
dynamite with a laser beam
guaranteed to blow your mind
Im so 3008
You so 2000 and late
I got that boom boom boom
That future boom boom boom
We’re gonna party like its 1999
@Blueroses
Oh won’t you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got…
Down by the banks of the Ohio
@Imadethisupwithnoforethought
You promised me the day that you quit your boyfriend
I’d be the next one to ease on in
You promised me it would be just us two, yeah
And I’d be the only man kissin’ on you, yeah
Now, kiss me, hold it a long time, now hold it
Don’t turn it a-loose, now hold it
A little bit longer, now hold it, come on
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it
Now ease up on me now, hey
We are never ever ever getting back together,
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
Ease on down, ease on down the road
@Arewethereyet
Be on my side,
I’ll be on your side,
baby
There is no reason
for you to hide
It’s so hard for me
staying here all alone
When you could be
taking me for a ride.
Down by the river…...
@Imadethisupwithnoforethought
Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can’t live without you
@Arewethereyet
I couldn’t take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother’s grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!
So now I’m praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don’t think that I can really survive
@Rojo
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
All night long all right all right
@bookish1
So darlin’ here’s my message, read it loud and clear
Get your head out of your ass, and get your ass right
out of here
There’s no percentage in ya’, there ain’t nothin’ to
be won
And lovin’ you’s the dumbest fuckin’ thing I’ve ever
done
oh, you left me with a broken heart
And now I see you as I should of from the start
Oh, you left me with nothing but a kiss
And now I’m leaving you with these lips
@Arewethereyet
The end…is just a little harder, when brought about by friends.
For all you care, this wine could be my blood.
For all you care, this bread could be my body.
The end! This is my blood you drink.
This is my body you eat.
So unimpressed, but so in awe
Such a saint, but such a whore
So self-aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adamant
I’m contemplating, thinkin’ about thinkin’
It’s overrated, just get another drink
@Coloma
Oh well uh you might think I’m crazy
To hang around with you
Or maybe you think I’m lucky
To have somethin’ to do
But I think that you’re wild
Inside me is some child
You might think I’m foolish
Or maybe it’s untrue
(you might think I’m crazy)
You might think I’m crazy
(all I want is you)
But all I want is you
And still I dream he’ll come to me
That we will live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather!
I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I’m living
So different now, from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed :(
Somewhere over the rainbow…
It wasn’t my intention to eavesdrop…
And incidentally maybe you know where, oh, where, oh, where
Did everyone go?
Where, oh, where, oh, where
Did everyone go?
Everybody is making love or else expecting rain.
When the rain comes, they run and hide their heads…
Long as I remember the rain been comin’ down
I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?
In the back seat of my ‘60 Chevy
Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you did
Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
(I’m so sorry everyone)
on a hot, hot day in July…
would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
In the Sweeeet summertime summertime
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone
Young boys, I want you to be my toys…
Is it grinchlike to point out that this isn’t really a conversation but just a collection of lines from songs?
Yeah, less than I hoped for but they seem to be having fun.
Till Daddy takes the T-Bird Awayyy
@janbb I confess to straying from the rules. Getting back on track.
So to you, all the kids all across the land
There’s no need to argue
Parents just don’t understand
And the more I know, the less I understand
All the things I thought I’d figured out
I have to learn again
But I do know that I love you,
And if you would only love me too
what a wonderful world this would be.
@Imadethisupwithnoforethought I think you know by now, the word “bad” has been removed from your question.
Roam around the world
Roam, if you want to
Now you go to bed
I’m staying here
I’ve got another level that I want to clear
dreamer
You’re nothing but a dreamer
Well, can you put your hands on your head, oh no?
Rain drops keep falling on my head . . .
You can stand under my umbrella.
Bus stop, wet day
She’s there, I say
Please share my umbrella
Just call on your rainy day man.
You’re as cold as ice…
… put your clothes on,
and get your booty back home.
The weather outside is frightful,
and the fire is so delightful
Fire with fire, fire with fire
fire with fire
through your desire.
Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space…Born to be wiiiiiiiiiild!
Some people call me the space cowboy
Yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Death Row is the label that paaaays me….
Dirty deeds and der dune dirt cheap.
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