(NSFW) Do women ever ask, or even want, a happy ending; or it that only a guy thing?

Do many women even visit ‘illegal’ massage parlours?

What is an illegal massage parlor and how does that relate to a happy ending? Are you implying that a happy ending equates to sexual fulfillment?

@gailcalled it’s a euphemism for an orgasm and as far as I was aware an illegal massage parlour is a brothel.

I will absolutely tell you that this has happened at least once. My most Catholic female friend mentioned that her friend requested a happy ending at the end of a massage. We were both in our thirties and at work at a fortune five hundred financial firm. So I felt more silly than sexy.

Why did you feel silly @Imadethisupwithnoforethought? Were you giving the massage to the friend of the friend? Or do you mean you feel silly rather than sexy while having a massage?

@Bellatrix She was a beautiful, incredibly sexy, sweet woman I was friends with. She also portrayed herself as very prim and proper. She looked around like we were under federal investigation, leaned in close, and then said, let me tell you what my friend did, and then she kept checking as if it was the most scandalous thing that ever happened. It was charming.

A happy ending for me would be a good back massage.

I can’t even imagine. I mean, most women can get a ‘happy ending’ for free, any time they want!

@jonsblond . . . let me know how that works out.

What @augustlan said. Why would I pay for something I can get for free?

@augustlan so can most men but lets be honest its more fun if someone else is involved

@Lightlyseared Haha, yeah, I meant that we can get another involved pretty much any time we want. ;)

How could anyone not want a happy ending?