[NSFW] When is it good to be bad?

When you’re balls deep.

When the masochist says “beat me” and the sadist says “no”!

Right now? <blushes>

When you give an elephant an epileptic as a vibrator.

You own a crematorium and you have a very pesty mother in law. “Ooh, I have no idea where your mom went!”

@ucme Duuude, gross.

When your partner wants really rough sex.

@Symbeline Well the elephant gets the best out of the arrangement it’s true.

@Crumpet Yeah. Works for me!

@Yetanotheruser Great answer. That actually fits the definition in the OP.

@nebule There’s no better time than the present! <blushes>

@ucme Oh, you’re good at being really bad!

@Pandora I suppose it would be good in respect to simplifying your life, but 1st degree murder is hard for me to rationalize as a good thing.

@Symbeline Agreed.

@Adirondackwannabe Yeah. Copy that.

My name says it all. Role playing anyone? Yes it is very similar to the night my husband fell off the roof as Santa, so I’m not really trying to be all that funny.

@nofurbelowsbatgirl Did that really happen. Poor guy, being bad at trying to do something good.

If we weren’t both married, I’d very much be up for cosplay with you.

@ETpro lol yes it did really happen.

My husband is now batman with wings, our maybe he is Santa and jumping off all the roofs very eloquently now :) I’m still married by heart, but be careful what you wish for ;p

@nofurbelowsbatgirl Ah, well I am very much married, and therefore exceedingly careful about what I wish for in that realm.