Who is really better between Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris?

I’m gonna go with Seagal mainly because I find Norris a bit annoying.

Seagal looks like a bloated fart wearing a ponytail & as for Norris, well…least said the better.
Bruce Lee rocks, end of.

Neither can act worth spit, but Norris wins the Oscar for Lifetime Cardboard Acting Achievement! I kinda liked Seagal in a few of his early movies but never considered watching them anything but a guilty pseudo-pleasure.

Seagal has better hair.

Much as I hate their politics, and hate Norris’s even more, Norris has the edge. By being shorter, and leaner, he can move inside Seagall’s Hutt like exterior. But it will take quite a few kick s to have an impact on Seagall, because he has such cetacean cushioning.

Chuck Norris seems to have all the advantages here. Neither can rely on the resiliency of youth, which is only so useful in the first place. But Norris has been training longer and has more diversity in his training, both of which are of enormous benefit—especially between two practiced fighters. Plus there’s the fact that Norris has stayed fitter than Seagal. Bruce Lee was always scathing about what he called “big-bellied masters,” especially when it came to the combat applications of martial arts. Seagal may be in better shape than many his age and size, but that won’t be good enough to give him the edge against Norris.

Bruce Lee.

@Dutchess_III Always.

@Dutchess_III Ahem, look up there on my original answer.

But nobody believes you @ucme. C.

No, ya lost me there.

I don’t believe you.

I don’t care, your problem.

I still don’t believe you! :) I think you do care. I think you loooovvveee me!

Well your face does remind me of Seabiscuit & I do like horses so…:D

SEABISCUIT???? Come one. I look more like his grand pappy, Man O War

Seabiscuit wasone awesome horse,and one of the best books I’ve ever read.

Aikido is a defensive art. The offense is Hollywood.

Norris wins in a fight… Unless shooting is involved, as Seagal is an expert marksman in real life.