In the locker room, at what point do you put your clothing on?

At the local Y, guy walks out of the shower naked. Ok. Another bloke over by a mirror is blow drying his hair… naked. Umm. Third fella over by the sink is brushing his teeth naked (lotsa lateral motion there). Blech.

That’s alright. Minding my own business. Now a dude walks over to the locker near mine, naked, and proceeds to (finally) get dressed. Except, he starts by turning his bum my way, and puts his shoes on first!

Towels are freely available and abundant.

So, what I’m wondering is: what would you do? Join the naked? Escape the naked? Confront the naked? ____________ the naked?