( NSFW) Can you make me laugh?
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June 14th, 2013
This one is just for fun——hope it doesn’t get removed—- I want to see who can tell the most funniest joke on fluther and would be crowned jester jelly. The joke with the most lurve wins. I’ll start….
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
Doesn’t it seem more and more that physicians are running
their practices like an assembly line nowadays?
Here’s what happened to Kevin:
Kevin walked into a doctor’s office and the
receptionist asked him what he had.
Kevin said: ‘Shingles.’
So she wrote down his name, address, medical
insurance number and told him to
have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out
and asked Kevin what he had…
Kevin said, ‘Shingles.’ So
she wrote down his height, weight, a
complete medical history and
told Kevin to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin
said, ‘Shingles..’ So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure
test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and
wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin
sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin
what he had.
Kevin said, ‘Shingles.’
The doctor asked, ‘Where do you have them?’
Kevin said, ‘Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload
them??’
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their tournament victories, each trying to outdo the other and speaking in louder and louder voices until the hotel manager asked them all to move. “But why?” they asked. “Because” he replied “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Did you hear about the boy that was born with no eyelids? After he was circumcised the doctors used the skin to make eyelids for him. He was a little cockeyed, but fully recovered.
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