[NSFW] If you had to make a living in the porn industry, which job would you prefer?

I think I would work craft. Off stage, making sure everyone had snacks.

Stunt double

Quality Control and specification compliance.

I would like to be the person that isn’t anything, that no one even knows is around. When all the crew and stars go for a break, I would like to just lay on the bed, pretend the cameras are on and then enjoy myself, unaware that I am being watched, and then he comes over and joins in. I enjoy it and act up to the ‘cameras’. I abuse the situation, and he says I was the best he ever had.

Fluffer. If you don’t know, look it up, it’s what all my friends thought I meant when talk about fluther.com…lol

Actress Inspection and Approval Manager

The fuckER. :)

@KNOWITALL : LMFAO. Nice one. I think I could do that, ‘script’ writing, or casting director ;)

@bookish1 Right?! :) They all thought I was saying I ‘fluffer’ at work…geesh.

It would be interesting to be the writer.

Over exaggerated sloppy kisser, where you practically eat her face off & cum shot specialist, takes me right back to my very first shag…shot on location behind a hedge in a field, with only a couple of slightly bemused cows as non speaking extras :)

Being a porn actor would suck. You have to get into these awkward positions for hours, do all these movements and keep repeating things over and over. I bet at the end of a shoot session you’re sore as fuck. Unless it paid damn good money, I wouldn’t do it. (this is due to how much work it really is, as opposed to me having any dignity, mind you XD)
Maybe a script writer. Can’t be too difficult.

Guy walks on the street, meets two bitches having problem with their car, fixes the car, then stud extraordinaire bangs two chicks every which way. And you give them names like Cassia and Mercedes. There, I’m done, goin home.
But yeah, probably way more complicated than that. Two young schoolgirls are fighting, then one mother tries to break it up, while the other mother stops her. At which point, one daughter and her daughter beat the crap out of the other mother and daughter, including complete humiliation and of course, body part exposure. Then the gym teacher comes by and fucks everyone. I mean, I’d watch that, anyways, putting myself in the role of one of the humiliated women.

Symbeline, where can I buy a ticket for that ‘schoolgirls and mothers’ one ?

@Symbeline may I use your idea of the school girls should I become a producer. I’ll give you a signed free copy and 10 % loyalties.

CGI Post Production

You know you’re watching too much porn when you get a semi every time you hear a saxophone playing.
What’s a porn actresses favourite drink? 7Up in cider

what do you call a porn star with a runny nose?

Full up

@ucme. Lol. :)

Writer and/or director. That way maybe I’d get to see some decent porn. ;)

@Only138 The old ones are still good, err…that’s jokes not porn stars :D

Writer, actor, director, cinematographer, editor, production designer and caterer. But I would need an official cock polisher and vag duster. heh heh heh : )

@Judi Sounds mostly harmless. Maybe even fun.

@josie Always on standby for when the male lead just can’t “cum” through at that crucial moment. What a generous guy you are. Let them take all the credit just as long as you get to supply the jizz.

@LuckyGuy They HAVE quality control?

@Headhurts I love that fantasy. Thanks.

@KNOWITALL Isn’t that a HOOT. We go to all this trouble marking things that just might draw a risque answer as NSFW and then your coworkers mispronounce the domain name in a way that makes the whole site NSFW. Too funny. I wonder if they have a male counterpart whose job it is to get the female stars pouring out lubrication. That’s the job for me.

@OneBadApple I could get behind that. Behind… as in making sure her rear opening was inspected, ready and wet enough for easy entry.

@Only138 I do believe you have already acheived your dream.

@bookish1 There are tons of porns being released now that purport to be the casting director “hard” at work checking out potential new talent.

@tups Porn writer? Got to be the world’s easiest job.

@Symbeline I’m relatively certain they take speed just so they can slam into pussy, ass, mouth of between tities all slippery with deep-throat saliva and no matter how hard they pound away, they never, ever cum. When it cums time for the money shot, there is always a silly jump cut and the guy, regardless of what he’d just been doing for the past half hour, furiously masturbates till he sprays spooge all over whatever body part he was previously fucking. While he’s wanking on her face, tits, pussy or ass; she must finally start moaning like the only thing that gets her off is cun-spray special. 90 minutes of furious b anging didn;t do it, but a quick cum spray and she’s seeing the fireworks.

@antimatter Such a generous Jellie. Free tickets for all us Jellies who are willing to talk the movie online.’’

@ragingloli CGI in those tentacles. :-)

@augustlan I’d definitely watch any porn you write and directed.

@mazingerz88 Sounds like you’re saying, “Hey guys, just let me on the set in SOME capacity.

@ETpro I was once told male porn guys have this weird salt like stuff put on top of their penises to keep them erect for long periods of time. The salt gradually goes inside the peehole and that’s what does it. I have no idea how true that is though…sounds kinda bullshitty. Speed sounds way more logical, or some other drug that gives you a four hour long stiff peter lol.

@Symbeline Salt peter, hey? I always figured it was just speed. Black beauties used to be a favorite, because they seemed to increase responsiveness and pleasure, yet a guy high on them flat could not cum.

…damn. Salt peter is real? I always thought it was a joke from Beavis and Butthead, but uh…I’ll be damned. Lol. But I did hear about this boner salt for porn, never thought to make the connection to that salt peter stuff. (which in the episode of B&B, made them impotent)

Yeah, Saltpeter is real, Potassium Nitrate. It’s great for making gunpowder explode, but not so great for making human cannon’s fire. There’s and Old Wives Tail, oops Tale suggesting that adding it to food in lieu of salt will keep young lotharios at bay when off at camp and so forth. Not true. It is neither the anaphrodisiac of fable or the aphrodisiac of porn fable.

So, this isn’t used in porn? Mind you, I’d never put explosive material on my privates LOL.

I always assumed they used something to numb their sensitivity which allows them to last longer. I’ve definitely seen things like this in porn stores, I mean trojan even makes condoms with whatever that compound is on them.

Though I’ve never understood the point of numbing my dick in order to last longer. Like “heyyyyy I can last 3 hours….can’t feel shit mind you…but I can go all night.” And silly me here thinking the point of sex was to feel pleasure…

@uberbatman: Silly you, indeed. The point of sex is to allow other straight men to get hard by watching you pound a Barbie doll for 3 hours.~

Lets face it, some porn is very boring and sometimes even monotonous.
Would you really do all that weird shit to your partner?
So if I would write a porn show at least I will try to make it a bit interesting or even add a storyline to it.

@antimatter Let me know when the movie comes out.

Video editing?

@mattbrowne And all but the opening credits and closing kiron would end up on the cutting room floor, right? It would If I held the scissors.

@ETpro ;-)