[NSFW] Can you let your B&D/S&M fantasies run free?

Oh man, I’d…......Oh, man…....

Nope – guess not.

I love reading about BDSM (between men, anyways), but I don’t think I’d ever be interested in doing any of that myself. Aside from blindfolding him during a blowjob from time to time, I’m pretty vanilla.

Tentacle rape where the tentacle forces its way all the way through my intestines until it comes out of the other end, and subsequent soft vore, you know, being dissolved by aphrodisiacal digestive juices.

@ragingloli wat.

I want to play Fifty Shades Of Gray with Duff Man.

Erm, not here.

Every finger and toe sewn together with twenty Chinese finger traps was fun until her boyfriend knocked on the door. “Just a minute!” was a very very long minute.

I can’t imagine getting any satisfaction from giving or receiving pain. I have had enough accidents, bleeding, and torn muscles to last a lifetime and see no need for extra pain in the bedroom.

I read “Fifty Shades of Gray” It was interesting at first but it took the girl a long time to get laid and then it was pretty vanilla with a few smacks. I’m sorry but I just don’t get it.

@Ron_C I’ve yet to get through the whole thing, and I’m not sure why I try. I don’t get it either. I find both main characters, especially Anastasia, to be very unlikeable and the writing is atrocious. If that bitch bit her lip or mentioned her “inner goddess” one more time, I might’ve killed myself.

With all the hype and, “Oh em gee! It’s so raunchy and scandalous!” I at least expected some crazy sex scenes. Nothing in that book shocked me in the slightest. I can find much steamier, well-written stories with more accurate depictions of the BDSM lifestyle online for free. And I hear the books only get worse after the first one. Fifty Shades is what it always was – bad fan fiction.

I can’t say much about those that enjoy it, though. To each his own. I liked the Twilight series (though, I took it for what it was and never claimed it was more), and we all know what people think of that.

To be examined by a naughty doctor….

@OneBadApple That sure sounds like… sure sounds…

@janbb Yeah, like wearing a penguin suit and sitting on a pointy iceberg pretending to read while said ice melts up inside your nether passage is pure vanilla. :-)

@livelaughlove21 You know, to date most of my experiences have been like that too. Great to read about.Much more difficult to put into action. But I had one lover who found out how to get inside my head, and we had sex, including really wild stuff, that would make a penguin blush beet red.

@ragingloli Does the beast have a spare tentacle?

@Blackberry Your own POV, please. I think when they wrote “ratification” they actually meant “gratification” but I can’t be too sure. Maybe there’s some rat-sex implication intended there. Those little rodents sure can screw to beat the band.

@Blondesjon Ha! I’m on board with dat. Need investors in the film?

@syz Well, you aren’t very much fun. ;-)

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies Ha! What a sadist you are. I’m trying to be quiet in the middle of the night, and you hit me with something this hilarious. BTW, what do you see in that blow torch?

@Ron_C Wait a minute. I’m having trouble reconciling this. You read 50 Shades of Grey and you don’t get self torture? Seems to contradict itself.

@livelaughlove21 Ah the nostalgia of an aged roué. I haven’t even bothered to read it.

@jca I can find parts of that scenario that work whether I’m the doctor, nurse or patient. But then I’m not very patient, so I guess I’ll nurse the fantasy till I can doctor it up a bit.

@Ron_C: BDSM doesn’t just mean giving and receiving pain. That may not be part of it at all.

@ETpro
As many tentacles as your orifices desire. And more.

Fighting bullies together and then making out. I just can’t pick between Red Sonia or Sailor Jupiter, so it would have to be both.

@ragingloli I just polled around. The nostrils, ears and urethra all said count them out. :-)

@talljasperman I can appreciate your dilemma. Interesting pair, they would be.