[NSFW] If you could be the opposite gender for one day, what would you want to do that your current gender stops you from doing?

I’d play with my tits all day long & half the night…titties are awesome.

I’d really like to know if the male orgasm feels similar to the female orgasm so, I’d have a wank!

Shag my partner and get her pregnant.

I’d probably jerk off all day long.

Pee standing up for one. Swagger around and intimidate people (just to see what it’s like). Hold more liquor. Use my manly strength.

I’d love to be able to have multiple different types of orgasms as well as have orgasm after orgasm without any annoying “recharge” time.

Wear ridiculously impracticable underwear and shoes.

I’d want to experience sexual intercourse as a man—just plain sex, with a trustworthy partner who uses an oral contraceptive. Women really can’t have any idea how it feels, and I think it would be great to find out.

I’d swing my dick around like a helicopter and do a whole bunch of other weird stuff. I’d obviously jerk off as well. Ice always been curious about what having a penis feels like.

Do you mean the opposite sex, rather than gender? Because it changes my perspective on the question.

No I wouldn’t like to change sex, not even for a day. Women have it better sexually. I wouldn’t miss a day of wonderful, intense, amazing orgasms and the feel of his gorgeous body against mine.

I’d try to see if it was easier to get a promotion.

@Headhurts Yeah, who would give up periods, cramps, moodiness, childbirth, yeast infections, the risk of breast/uterine/ovarian cancer, makeup, hair blow drying/straightening/curling, shaving, eyebrow tweezing, and a lower pay rate to live the life of a man for a day?~

I’d do it in a second. Being a woman sucks. And, after seeing some crazy prostate massages, I’m not so sure our orgasms are better.

Oh, and you can feel a man’s gorgeous body against yours no matter what your sex. :)

Pee my name in the snow.

@livelaughlove21 See your point, but I don’t have bad periods, no cramps, no ‘pmt’, I like doing make up and straightening my hair. I like being feminine. I like being a woman and caring for a man. I like cooking and cleaning. I wouldn’t like to do a mans job, I wouldn’t like to watch sport and put the bins out.

Now I have to look up prostate massage porn. lol

@Headhurts I wouldn’t give up being a woman long term either. I love being a woman despite the crappy parts that @livelaughlove21 mentioned.

More power to you ladies. I’d trade my vagina for a penis in a hot second. Guys have it made.

I love how we have a straight woman and a lesbian who likes gay male porn ‘round here. lol

@Mama_Cakes I really enjoy gay male porn too.

@Mama_Cakes What’s not to love? Two beautiful men going at it hot and heavy – I can’t think of anything hotter.

Women in porn completely ruin it for me, anyways. It’s either loud, exaggerated moaning or huge fake boobs. Are real women not porn-worthy these days? And the men in straight porn leave a lot to be desired.

@Leanne1986 Welcome to the club! :)

Open jars. Not kidding. I’d just wander the grocery aisles and open jars all day long. I’d even offer to open jars for total strangers.

Pee standing up. Off a bridge, or something.
And I’d probably go get funky with my white self, just to see.

My SIL once said to me that she wishes she was a man. That they get to do everything. I realized I had never once thought about wanting to be a man. Not in the way she meant. She meant they are more free, have more opportunities, don’t have to worry about anyone else. The only I ever for a second wondered about being a man was when I was a teen and became sexually active I wondered what it was like for men, but even that I don’t wonder about now. I have zero desire to be a man.

Play with my clit to see how it feels. On a real though, I think that would be the worst day in my life for me. Girls have so many issues and quite frankly waste a lot of time. Being a man is the best, I thank God every day for that blessing. All respect to our women though

I’d put on womens clothing and hang around in bars. Just like other lumberjacks.

I’d walk with ‘tude, pee standing up, use slang ,no idea why,, I’d flirt with ‘chicks’ be rude and obnoxious, eat a lot and not worry about it, break wind and hire a hooker.(I admit I am shocked at my answer and delighted)

If I was a man for a day, I’d see if I could pick up a girt I found attractive. I’d know what NOT to say. Wonder if I could score, knowing what I do.

I would experience lesbian sex. I’d make men buy me stuff and do things for me, smile and then walk away.

I think women being men-for-a-day would learn that getting laid as a man is 1000x harder to pull off.

I would spend half a day playing with my boobs. As my first girl friend ever said to me “They are even softer and more sensitive than they look…” I want to explore that.

Then I would watch the notebook and the sisterhood of the traveling pants. I would just like to know why a clitoris makes boring movies exciting.

I’d be the female version of the Ramones to piss off conservative America. HA

@marinelife, @AshLeigh & @LornaLove Check this out. One of my clients carries it. Let’s you pee standing up without waiting for a magic sex change.

@ucme You’ve got tits now. Little ones, but they are there. What’s stopping you from playing with those? Male pride? :-)

@Leanne1986 I know what a male orgasm feels like but just like you, I’d like to know if the grass is greener on the other side of the street. I’d let my fingers do the walking too if I couldn’t seduce a partner for a real test.

@Mama_Cakes Now there’s a noble use of the switch.

@livelaughlove21 You don’t actually have to wait for a miraculous sex change to do that, you know. In fact, my guess is females can manage more cums a day than males.

@uberbatman & @Lightlyseared Ooh, sign me up! We can each be queen for a day. :-)

@SadieMartinPaul I’d gladly do the same in the opposite direction. I’d dearly love to know how it all feels. If I could experience it, I’m sure I’d be a better lover for the knowledge.

@mambo You don’t actually notice having a penis all that much. It jumps to the forefront of your attention when you suddenly react to a sexual stimulus with a raging hardon. Also when someone or something hits you with a groin shot.

@muppetish I should have been more clear. I mean being to absolutely switch from XX ot XY chromosomes or XY to XX, with all the anatomical changes that implies. What gender identity one decides to adopt when the switch occurs is entirely up to them. That’s part of the “What would you do…”

@Headhurts You’re breaking my heart here. It’s that good. Now I really want it.

@Carly Yes I can see how that might be NSFW. :-)

@Mama_Cakes Just ecome a man for a day and have somebody suck you off while giving you one. Trust me, more than your little head will get blown.

@Mama_Cakes, @Leanne1986 & @livelaughlove21 Be thankful you aren’t condemned to the ridiculous porn that is falsely labeled lezzie action. It’s all tongue sticking substituted for making out, then a quick transition to dildos and strapons so the dudes watching it think that even the most dedicated lesbians crave dick.

@GoldieAV16 Open jars in grocery stores. Is this desire NSFW because you work for Whole Foods or something?

@JLeslie You are so incredibly fortunate. There is also zero chance you will suddenly become a man.

@Eggie I think each of us has our burden to bear. But you are certainly right that women still face discrimination and artificial barriers all around the world.

@Rarebear And Monty Python roars back into my memory.

@Sunny2 Try to score, and if that fails, seduce yourself. You can still find out how it feels.

@gorillapaws Can’t argue with any of that.

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought You and @ucme could get together for a bit of lesbian breast 69.

@_Whitetigress I’d be there with a video camera to document it all and see that it goes viral.

Have multiple orgasms.

damn

@rojo Same here. I would definitely be interested in that ability. One of those rolling ones that just goes on and on from one crest to another.

I ask my wife if it is really multiple or just one verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry long one. She says multiple but from my perspective…......

@ETpro That’s nowhere near the same & you damn well know it, at least i’d hope you do.

@ETpro Sorry I got so excited at the prospect, I posted to the wrong version.

I suppose I could open them with my cock?

@ucme I can know for sure how they differ, but I did take hormone replacement therapy for a time and my tits got fairly big before I finally decided that sex reassignment surgery wasn’t for me. They were sensitive, but not much different than they are now. WIth proper hormone therapy, a male can develop decent size breasts and bring in milk. We’re anatomically very similar.

@GoldieAV16 No problem. And Let me know when you hit the supermarket to open jars with your cock. At least you weren’t plotting to make deposits in them, then reseal them for unwitting shoppers to purchase and consume. :-)

Find out what the G spot is all about.

@mattbrowne Ooh. I’m on board for that too.