(NSFW) So, what's your favorite curse word?

Fuck.
Cunt (not in reference to female genitalia).

Do I have to pick just one? I usually string curse words together. Especially when driving.

Goddamn mother fucking son of a whore. It flows nicely. lol

Lately I’ve been using SOL and SOB a lot. Probably because that’s how I feel. HA!

What is SOL?
@livelaughlove21, cunt is a nice word.

Fuck….usually said under my breath, followed by shit. haha
I HATE the word “cunt” so ugly, if anyone ever uses that word I take note and it forever excludes them from my list of likeable peeps. Really nasty word, shame on you!
I do not swear much, and have a large enough vocabulary of descriptive words that do not make me appear to be a lowlife piece of shit. lololol

@AshLeigh I always used it as shit out of luck.

@Coloma, I used to think it was a really nasty word, but now I think it’s kind of hilarious.

Fuck is good. George Carlin did a great fuck skit. “Fuck is such a proud word, as in I am Fuck of the Mountain. Or substituting fuck for kill. We’re going to fuck you sheriff, but we’re going to fuck you slow. Or easy on that clutch Bill, you’re going to fuck that engine.”

Queynte, and only when it’s spelled that way. In polite company, I refer to it as the “Q-word” and no one but those who I’ve explained it to knows what I’m talking about.

@AshLeigh Yeah..well..in my generation that was/IS the worst word a woman could be called. I’m biased…nasty, nasty, evil!

There is no excuse for using profanity. Many people express themselves in this way only to give what they are saying more emotional power. This is very common, shallow behavior, and I can’t fucking stand that…..

^^^ LOL

Fuck.

I reserve the word “cunt” for very special people. :0)

I don’t like cunt. It really takes a lot for me to go there. And I only apply it to guys, usually hockey refs. It’s too crude for women. Sorry, just me.

^^^ Being an intuitive I always knew you were a good guy! :-)

I call everyone cunts, dicks, cocks and bitches. I also like “Hey, fuckface.”

I guess Shit is the one I use the most. Although, I am partial to the word asshole.

In fourth grade my son got in trouble for the word “dickweed”.
Not for actually calling someone it, he did not say it, but for explaining to the teacher who asked “What is a dickweed” and my son piped up and told her “It’s a weed that grows out of your dick”. THAT is what got him sent to the principal.

The principal and I had words about that

Frak, and more recently, gorram.

I also say “goddammit” and “fuckballs” a lot, usually while playing video games.

I am also partial to “Jane, you ignorant slut” but I stole that from SNL.

Oh,Crap! Least that is what I say a lot when I screw stuff up or forgot something.
I don’t really cuss. A real cuss may slip out maybe 2 times a year if that and it will be because of something big. Like when I fell on my tail bone down the stairs. I think I could only say cuss words for the first 10 minutes.

I hate the word “cock”. Even more than I hate “cunt”. It just feels like sandpaper to my tongue.

Oh, I love cock.

:)

“Cock…....It just feels like sandpaper on my tongue”?????

Might want to rephrase that before it is too late @Seek_Kolinahr

I hate cock and cunt used as sexual terms, but I think they’re funny when used as an insult.

@Pandora I have six mile drive to and from work. I average six people trying to kill me every day. I use a lot of profanity.
@AshLeigh How about Cock Robin?

@Adirondackwannabe Weren’t you suppose to be working on that? :/

Six people trying to kill you during every six-mile commute ??

You live in Central Florida, don’t you…??

@Adirondackwannabe Refs… And CINDY CRYSBY!!

See Even he knows it’s true! lmao

@Pandora I tried. They just keep trying to get me. I kid you not, I can’t go a block without an avoidance move.
@Katniss YES!

@rojo, I tried before I posted. There was no better way to say it. Ha ha.

My phrase lately has been “Fuckin’ Shiny”.

I just threatened a child with a spanking for saying “Damn you” to his brother. I am so old.

Damn you!

I also like “shitalittle”. haha
@Adirondackwannabe Yes, driving is about the only time I cuss, next to hurting myself.
Drivers…” fucking REALLY!”
“I can’t believe you just DID that! Moron!” haha

@Adirondackwannabe I edited my response lol
I added a visual.

Nothing like dropping the “F-bomb” on a daily basis when needed.

Dagnabit!

My Dad’s expression was calling people “shit for brains”.
In an instant I will use “Mother Fucker”, but given a moment I will try to find something more creative.

Sh… ends up as sugar tho

@Pachyderm_In_The_Room Is your real name “Jethro”? lol ;-)

Fuck!

Fucker! Cunt! I like cunt as a word in sex and used as a swear word. It’s an awesome word.

I don’t curse, but I do like ass (or arse for those that speak the king’s English properly). :-)

Fuck is the one I use the most for sure. And I pretty much cuss like a sailor. Although that’s mostly at home.
But my favorite cuss word has to be shitnuggets

Fuck is great because it’s just so fucking versatile. Fuck can mean SOOO MANY different things depending on how you use it.

Cunt is funny because how deeply horribly offended some people get over it in the US but other cuntries countries use the word all the time and it’s not really a big deal at all. Cunt muffin.no one ever knows how to react to that one. :P

@uberbatman Like, “Hey baby, wanna fuck?”

FWAPP!!!

“Why the fuck did ya cold-cock me? I was just trying to fuck with your head.”

“Is that right. Well you can go fuck yourself if you like fucking so much. Wrap your fuck-head around that.”

”Fuck it, baby. Later. Way the fuck later.”

Okay…here’s to all the FUCKING FUCKED UP FUCKERS that respond to Craigslist ads. Jesus mercy..can there really be this many imbeciles in the world? lol
Going to bed now, thank you very fucking much! haha

@Coloma Yeah, you have to be a dumb ass to go with a craiglistadd

Cocksucker or cockamamie .

“Fuck” is just so fucking versatile

Snapdoodles.

Also, fuck. That should probably be the name of a god.

Crap. It’s all I need.

Twat

Bollocks is a good one!

I use fuck a lot. If I hurt myself, then it tends to be something like, fucking wanking bastard.

For my curse words, I quote England’s king in the movie the King’s Speech. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck…shit-! Tits-!

I also like poopy-shit and shit-fucker. :)

Lol shit fucker. Now I’m picturing some dude just zinging away at a log haha.

I JUST called someone that almost hit me, a “fucking fuck!” lol
I swear…just crossing an intersection when these morons ran the light at about 65 mph and almost broadsided me. I pulled up to them at the next light and it was a couple, I glared at them and they looked very sheepish. Good!

Fucking sheep behind the wheel. Baaah!

When I’m mad, I sometimes say “fiddlesticks”. If I get REALLY mad, you might hear me say…..(cover your ears, Mom)......

doodoo

Fuck is the most versatile, and I use it way too much.

A co-worker of my husband’s was going through a terrible break-up. He was on the phone with the ex and said to her, “You lascivious, dog-fucking whore.” Still my favorite.

You know your wife swears too much when a trucker tells her to tone it down.

@AshLeigh SOL (shit out of luck)

Also while I was in the Army I would say “Charley Foxtrot” whenever something went wrong. I’m pretty sure that everyone knew that it meant “cluster fuck”.

I don’t curse too often, unless I’m very mad. I have no specific curse word that I use, though I have a tendancy to call people who piss me off yahoos, igits or pinheads.

@Paradox25 LOL..I love “pinheads”!
I usually go with “Imbecile” or “moron” usually precluded by f——ing…. haha

My life must be rather discombobulated lately as I’ve been saying motherfucker quite a bit. I say that to my husband and I include a wink.

I say “bitches and whores” a lot.

I’ve been keeping better track of this lately to see what I use. It’s “Fucking Moron” as drivers do stupid crap in front of me.

Has anyone mentioned “Ratbastard” yet?

Fuch! :-)

SUGAR ~ gets the scornful word across…Bas…. in an extreme case!!