If there was a headline about your life, what would it say?
My personal headline would say “finally found love!” It’s taken twenty-nine years, but I’m so happy it’s come :)!
What would yours say?
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“Man lives banal life, just like billions of others.”
Congratulations to you!
My headline would be something like, “Comeback Kid Makes it Again”. I’ve had a lot of instances of making it past setbacks.
Naked Knife Wielding Psychopath Shot By Distressed Police Officer
I didn’t know everyone had appeared in a headline before
To borrow Woody Allen’s quote,
“I don’t believe in the afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear just in case.”
Thought He’d Be the Next John Lennon. Wasn’t.
Such a small footprint, this headline is in tiny font.
The Woody Allen quote was my silly headline. Here’s my serious one:
Looking back, I wish I had spent more time looking forward.
Congratulations, 29 years wow! Anyhow my headline would say Onto Masters Degree
Middle aged woman wiped out by the economy moves to Vietnam to raise opium poppies, chinese geese, bamboo and water buffalo.
Obscure Biologist Destroys Creationism!!
”Weird alien brings doom over us all!”
She was the “Forest Gump” of her time—at the crossroads of life.
Man changes human history arguing philosophy on obscure internet message board.
Dude lives anal life, just like billions of other aholes. ;-)
Learned how to live in the present.
FAT GUY
WORKED HARD
LOVED COOKIES
Indifferent atheist finds meaning of life: Death.
She can’t tell what life is.
The money is buried in the aggg….(dies).
“Keeps embarrassing herself, without reason. Stupid girl can’t try to follow her role models, and looks terrible. Complete failure in life.”
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Lived Well Despite It All
Doing well. Can’t complain. It’s all good.
Bunnyslippers he was mostly anonymous and probably a cyber terrorist but he will be missed mostly because he owed me money
I realize that would be a terrible newspaper to let such a headline be used but hey I let you guys get away with stuff too
Mies loukkaantui pään alkaa puhua suomea.
@Blondesjon Clever to write that in finnish, extra funny that way.
or was that swedish? I have no idea, Google fails me
“A man injured in the head begins to speak Finnish”
Milo vain avata minun häkki.
laH jIH Sop lIj nach toy’wI’‘a’?
lIj Hegh DIchDaq taH Hutlh quv.
Contents inside sociology professor found extremely volatile.
She hasn’t given up yet! There’s always tomorrow.
A Wasted Life – So Much Potential, Yet So Little Achieved
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