[NSFW] Who has the world's most awesome booty?
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August 16th, 2013
Here it is Friday again. Following right on the heels of last week’s TGIF question about twerking, it seemed reasonable to stay focused rearward. Whether its female pulchritude or male machismo that gets your blood surging, who has the rear of the year, the decade, the century? What booty is just pure beauty, poetry in motion?
While it’s an oft-mocked part of the anatomy, you have to admit we’d look pretty odd without an ass (or if you prefer, arse). We’d also soon end up full of shit. Still, some people find discussion of the buttocks offensive. I’m interested most in hearing from those who are just the opposite. Ass aficionados, this question is for you. Let the world hear about your favorite rear.
And do you think that ass adoration makes one more philosophical in nature, due to the fact that rear end reverence rarely kicks in till the object of one’s affection is walking away from them?
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A girl I went to college with. She was neither too big nor too small, just perfect. She was from Westwood, by U.C.L.A, definitely a blue jean baby, LA lady.
Oh, and Megan Fox has the perfect ass of any celebrity. And I hope no one says anything about those huge expanses like Jennifer Lopez or any of the Kardashians.
I’m an ass girl for sure. Nothing like a nice taut booty.
Men:
Keith Urban – Greatest ass in country music.
Honorable mentions: Paul Walker, Brad Pitt (a la Thelma and Louise), Gerard Butler
My husband also has a mighty cute tush.
Women:
Jessica Biel – A la Chuck and Larry.
I don’t feel like more is better, as many do. Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian do nothing for me. (@zenvelo beat me to it on this one) However, I do think curves are important, so tiny asses on too-thin women are also not my cup of tea.
Not to toot my own horn, but my rear end is pretty awesome.
Me. lol
Well…not so much the last few years, but…the best compliment I ever received was from a man I was in relationship with for a few years in my 40’s. He told me I had the ass of a 20 year old. Yes, flattery will get you everywhere. haha
Blackbeard the Pirate was known for his booty…
In my elephant world, that’s a question that’s very difficult to answer.
@Coloma: I hear Jeffrey Dahmer also had the ass of a twenty-year-old.
Of course, it’s was in a fridge in his basement.
^^^^ Spitting coffee across my screen…thanks pal! lol
The best booty in the world is the well muscled rump of a foundation quarter horse. I was in love with my old horses ass. haha
Nothing turns me on more than a well muscled stud. lol
@gailcalled I always thought Nala had a nice (albeit animated) rear end. She was one hot piece of lion. ME-OW! :)
I’m an ass man myself, I don’t know if this question is fair though, to narrow down great asses to one greatest? Impossible I say, impossible. To narrow it down to great asses I have a chance with… yeah you’re right even more impossible.
I feel like this just took a turn for beastiality…o.O
Anyways I think Shakira has a nice tush.
@gailcalled Wait, does that qualify as a furry thing? If so you’re weird, it’s official the collective was asked and they agreed.
@gailcalled okay so Milo is into the whole furry scene then…
Assuming that is your cat, then that’s much more socially acceptable behavior. I apologize.
I like this booty.
But others might like these type
However, I think maybe y’all will prefer this kind
I have a hot ass lol
This is a sexy bitch.
No one the general populace would be interested in seeing. I have non-mainstream tastes in women.
Christina Applegate has the worlds nicest booty.
@Blackberry I for one would be VERY interested in whom you would nominate. I have very non-mainstream tastes as well. I’d welcome the opportunity to compare notes.
Anyone wearing baseball pants.
@mambo Cool. or more likely Hot.That would give you with plenty of incentive to sign up for, for… well, something.
Andressa Soares.
You might already know this though. I don’t know. I think she’s so cool and sexy haha.
If only she would have me.
Kimberly Guilfoyle
My girlfriend
Me
@Symbeline Can we both take turns?
@josie Clearly you are not expecting your girl-friend to read this and discover that Kimberly Guilfoyle comes first.
Not NSFW…
This woman does.
It’s hard to choose the best bum among celebs even bikini models because most of them have fake butt. They have undergone brazilian butt lift or fat transfer to the butt. The doctor can also transfer fat not just on the butt but also on the hips to have wide hips just like what happened to the Kardashian sisters including Kylie Jenner. Anyway, i like Nathalia Uribe’s fake butt (kinofit on instagram) and Emily Sears.
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