If a tree falls in a forest and hits a mime, and the mime screams, is he a failure as a mime?
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LMAO. Where did that ever come from? God I needed a laugh today more than anything. Thanks.
I think the mime would have to go to lumberjack school. But I have no idea how he’d mime “Timber”.
All mimes are failures. frickin mimes
How do you know it wasn’t the tree that screamed?
If I offended any jellies who are mimes… suck it. friggin mimes
@drhat77 They’re mimes anyway. What the heck are they going to say about it?
Not if he managed to suffer in silence.
A mime is a terrible thing to waste. No wait . . . a mime is a terrible thing.
Having not yet had my breakfast, I’m having a hard time coming up with puns. Too bad. I’m sure there’s a gold mime of possibilities.
^ bwa hahahaha just snorted wine out me nose… oh that’s funny
No small jester goes unnoticed.
Every time a mime puts on make up, another kitten dies.
It depends on whether anyone else was in the forest to hear, doesn’t it?
Mime wine.
If the mime is deaf and can’t hear himself scream, is he still a failure as a mime?
If a tree falls on a computer, does that mean it’s bark is worse than the byte?
Yes, the mime is a failure, but the tree is a smashing success.
If Helen Keller falls in the forest, is there a noise?
Please feel free to hate me for that one. The devil sitting on my shoulder was just too compelling to resist.
A failed mime is a tautology.
The mime is a failure only if s/he was performing at the time.
No, the tree is a failure because it incompletely smushed the mime.
But it wasn’t a failure. The tree was just doing what trees do.
You might as well ask: if a mime moves in the forest and there’s no one there to see, does he make any gesture?
This happens all the time but no mime ever admits to it.
It’s definitely a mime-blowing experience.
Lets hope that never happens, scream or no scream a good mime is a terrible thing to waste.
Hahahahahaha!!!! What an awesome question with a bunch of equally awesome answers. You guys rock!
Yes. I’d have more respect for a mime who did his thing till the end.
What would a bitching mime look like?
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