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Will Kermit the frog ever get married to Miss Piggy?

Asked by talljasperman (21916points) September 11th, 2013

Also what about the spousal abuse from miss Piggy. Hyy-ja.

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muppetish's avatar

They have married before. At least in the movies. Of course, their relationship “in real life” is different.

Pachy's avatar

I don’t think Obama mentioned anything about it in his speech to the nation last night.

filmfann's avatar

He has been “makin’ bacon” for years. If he hasn’t made her a kosher pig by now, he ain’t gonna.

ETpro's avatar

@talljasperman Isn’t that close to the dictionary definition of delusions of grandeur, which is, “A flea climbing up an elephant’s leg with rape on his mind.”

ucme's avatar

No, he just wants to pork her.

Katniss's avatar

I hope not! I love Kermit, but Miss Piggy always annoyed the shit out of me!

Sunny2's avatar

Imagine what the offspring would look like!

ETpro's avatar

@Sunny2 Indeed. A whole brood of piogs and frigs.

Sunny2's avatar

Or a spindly legged green miniature Miss Piggy in a baby bonnet. Or a pink Kermit with a snout and curlicue tail.

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