Will Kermit the frog ever get married to Miss Piggy?

They have married before. At least in the movies. Of course, their relationship “in real life” is different.

I don’t think Obama mentioned anything about it in his speech to the nation last night.

He has been “makin’ bacon” for years. If he hasn’t made her a kosher pig by now, he ain’t gonna.

@talljasperman Isn’t that close to the dictionary definition of delusions of grandeur, which is, “A flea climbing up an elephant’s leg with rape on his mind.”

No, he just wants to pork her.

I hope not! I love Kermit, but Miss Piggy always annoyed the shit out of me!

Imagine what the offspring would look like!

Awww!!

@Sunny2 Indeed. A whole brood of piogs and frigs.

Or a spindly legged green miniature Miss Piggy in a baby bonnet. Or a pink Kermit with a snout and curlicue tail.