[NSFW] possibly. What's your footwear saying about you?

This is mostly SFW, but just in case we have some shoe or foot fetishists among us, here’s your moment in the sun. Let your love shine too. And to all, here’s the short video that inspired this question. Watch it, and you will see what lies behind the weird mix of topics listed for this question—“What is your footwear saying about you?”.