Can you say the word "wristwatch" 5 times fast?

No I can’t.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

Wristwatch 5 times fast.

The ones with a lot of th- words are hardest for me, as I have a slight lisp.

Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter, sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. See that thou, in sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb. Success to the successful thistle sifter.

I swear my acting teacher hated me.

I can, but I sound like a drunk attempting to speak Mandarin.

Peggy Babcock, Babcock Peggy x5 fast.
My dad’s a banker & he banks all day, said with your index fingers stretching the corners of your mouth from inside.

@janbb A classic! I can dig it!

@talljasperman Your creativity is awe inspiring.

@Seek_Kolinahr Holy wordstress batman, I think we have a winner! I couldn’t even do that 1 time fast…

@ucme Stop the sketch, too silly! Yeah, I couldn’t do that either…

I’m not the pheasant plucker, I’m the pheasant plucker’s son, and I’m only plucking pheasants ‘til the pheasant plucking’s done!

@glacial I think I may have said something naughty when I read it back…

@DWW25921 Then you’re doing it right. :)

My favorite:

Betty Botta bought some butter;
“But,” said she, “this butter’s bitter!
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter
Will but make my batter better.”
Then she bought a bit of butter
Better than the bitter butter,
Made her bitter batter better.
So ´twas better Betty Botta
bought a bit of better butter.

or eleven elves in hell

Wristwatch Wristwatch Wristwatch Wristwatch Wristwatch
How was it?

@Mimishu1995 Outstanding bud. Sorry I ever doubted you.

Legislative Judiciary Committee. I use to write news copy for broadcast and the announcer could not read the copy. Five times fast is fun. . .

No.

No.

A box of biscuits.
A box of mixed biscuits.
A biscuit mixer.

Tried it 3x. Succeeded only once.

@filmfann ugh… I have a 30second one of those too…

I bought a box of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and put a bunch of biscuits from the baskets into a box. Then I took the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer and brought them all back to the bakery and opened a can of sardines.

@Seek_Kolinahr It is perverse that the speaker wouldn’t also use a big basket for the big biscuits.

I slit a sheet; a sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit.

@dsx sing me the thermos song!

@Seek_Kolinahr confession: have not actually seen the movie.

So what’s so hard about saying wistrach?

Swift shift.

let me know how long it takes before you end up saying shit.

Red lorry, yellow lorry. Simple but difficult, for me anyway.

@Headhurts Red leather, yellow leather.

@glacial I was saying pheasant phucker by the end of that sentence. lol

@Katniss LOL. Most end up saying “pleasant… ” instead. :P

Hahahaha @glacial Then perhaps that is telling of how my mind works.

@dxs ?

@Headhurts Leather is the word I always heard used after red and yellow. Maybe it’s an American thing.

It wasn’t a spelling error.

No it’s not…It’s an alternative…