What's the greatest simple thing in the world?

Teen burger, with chilled and frosted mug of root beer.

Love. Simple enough a newborn can do it but complicated enough lots of adults can’t figure it out.

I must also go with a new pair of socks. They take me to a warm and fuzzy place.

A really good coffee mug with a heft that fits well in my hand, filled with a good cup of fresh brewed coffee.

Square toe dingo harness boots. An exquisite balance of durability, comfort, and timeless style.

Classic simplicity.

Hot water, as in a wonderful shower.
Followed by fresh air, sunshine and ice cream.
Watermelon ranks pretty high for me too, and cats and coffee. No, not dunking my cats in my coffee.:-D

Pillows

@jonsblond Oooh yes, and….super soft micro plush blankets! I’m getting naked under mine in just a few minutes. lol

The aroma of freshly baked bread. And the taste of the first slice with butter when it’s cool enough to slice.

The sound of laughter coming from my grandkids rooms.

the public library

Shells and Cheese

I’m good with the socks thing.

@Coloma hits the nail on the head for me about the hot shower, watermelon and cats. I also love a grilled cheese sandwich, opening a package from UPS or FedEx (especially a new electronic toy), a freshly mowed lawn, a chilly autumn morning, catching an old Sinatra tune on the car radio, my birthday (which is coming up in a few weeks), a close shave, a new toothbrush, a full tank of gas, custard, and too many other things to list here.

Being warm.

The genuine smile. Makes people feel better.

Oxygen, that & a vagina, obviously.

@ucme Careful though, if you blow oxygen into a vagina your world will collapse.
Can’t have much fun when a vagina belongs to a dead woman…then again, I don’t know you at all…maybe you could. lol Oh I am sooo baaad haha )

@Coloma Necrophelia? Now you’re just blowing wind up my arse.

Dude…I have not had my breakfast yet, I think I feel ill. lol

Not a dude, i’m a geezer.

^^^ A geezer dude, okay. lol

A good and satisfying dump on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

And noticing afterward that the toilet paper is feeding from under the bottom and not over the top.

Fresh linen. Also…Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. ~

@longgone Warm woolen mittens are cool too.

The screw.

CHOCOLATE!

Running the garden hose over your feet on a hot evening while watering. :-)

Waking up on a cool, sunny morning after a good night’s sleep.
Clean, cool, mountain stream water.

♪ ♫ ♪ Brown paper packages tied up with strings ♪ ♫ ♪

A cup of coffee around a campfire with good friends.

Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles

The pills fill my fart with the sound of mucus.

Dog and cat tummies.

Big soft bed to sleep in. :D And that’s where I’m going now, laterz yall.

^^^ Ditto…..zzzzz’s back at’cha. Fuzzy blankie here I come, I might start kneading and purring. lol

Big, huge, soft, fluffy, warm out of the dryer, towels after a soak.