NSFW... Would you do it with a zombie?

Well, if he was a really hawt zombie…

I am thinking a general lack of lubrication would be a hindrance.

Yeah right? I’m zombifying celebs in my head right now.

Right, and have his penis break off in my vagina. Nice…then I could spend the evening in the ER while they extracted the putrified member. Good times!

Jeez @Coloma, way to look at the bad side. Being a zombie, I bet he could go all night if he didn’t break off.

at least go through the motions @chyna of pretending you care about men as people.

What… you no likey the oral? Dem Zoms to have an appetite.

To be honest, if I found myself in a zombie apocalypse locked up alone inside a giant mall, it would probably take me about a week before the thought crossed my mind, about a month before I managed to rope one, and about two months before I figured out that I could use the fat toothless one for bj’s.

@chyna Haha..but zombies are all in an advanced state of decay. Actually the broken penis would be the least of it..some nice infections in that little intercourse. lol

I would do it with a ghost of René O’Connor, or Christina Applegate , but no Zombies for me.

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought That would take effort.

Lmao! This is so gross.
No, I would not screw a zombie. Hahahaha

Sex with the undead? The prospect of having his dick fall off? I’ll pass.

@WillWorkForChocolate I guess we’re the only two pragmatic types ey?
Now sex with an ET…oooh that magic. glowing finger could be really hot! lol

You can be my zombie boy, and I will be your zombie girl, let’s play dead while we’re alive! ’‘pukes blood everywhere’’

Reminds me of Porn of the Dead.
I would not hump a zombie because their pussies must be like the hole in a boot where you put your foot in & there’d be an echo when you went down on her/it.

Oh totally

The bonus of having sex with a zombie? If you get bored with a hole you can just make a new one!

Are zombies warm?

Sautee with lots of garlic seasoning. Probably server over wild rice.

Been there done that with my ex!

loli is a dude. Mystery solved.

I feel like I would become a zombie from that.

Rotting fun!

How do you even have sex with a zombie? It must be the thrill of the chase that gets ya off because when he or she catches you your going to fast forward past the foreplay right into the goreplay, and right into 50 shades of decay.

Never again.