What did I miss?

MIlo here; The really only important news was @gailcalled’s knee surgery. It got her out of the house for a week, so far, and I am having a wonderful time.

http://www.fluther.com/164289/care-to-send-some-good-vibes-to-one-of-my-favorite/#quip2808912

Best wishes for a very speedy recovery to Gail!

Not much, there were some questions of a religious nature, mainly baiting. Two or three jellies spent the thread calling each other poopie-heads.
Someone wants to know if they are pregnant.
There was an interesting question about boiling water.
Questions on prostitution, pornography, the affordable care act, green building, Ted Cruz, cats, the great flood, lockboxes for your refrigerator (what a concept!), your A.Q. (not yours personally), family jewels and other handmedowns, someone in Germany smacked a rude smoker in the face with a glass, and we found out you can buy product that will either eliminate or enhance camel toe.
Oh, and @Blondesjon hit the 30k mark.

@rojo Could you do this for us every week?

I second that glacial. We need a Monday update every week I missed a bunch of these. -

Blondsjon hit 30K??? Excuse me. I have a party to go to…..

Thank you! And a belated congrats to Bondesjon! The camel toe elimination/enhancement is long overdue.

Somebody send me a link to the camel toe elimination thread!

You missed narcissism. Several references on about a half a dozen different questions. That’s mostly my fault.

My narcissism is better than your narcissism @DWW25921.

@Dutchess_III Mine is valid. so there

But mine is prettier. nanny nanny poo poo.

You missed the day and a half when the site was loading so slowly. Ben rescued us, but it took a while. Hope you had a great trip!

@augustlan You mean, “Uncle Ben” who after running his rice operation moonlights at Fluther.

@Dutchess_III Somebody send me a link to the camel toe elimination thread!
Which thread on camel toe are you referring to?

Anyway, what really happened when you were gone is we all got together around a giant oak tree and sang “We Are The World” while holding hands. After that we picked daises and frolicked merrily until sunset. When it got dark we started a huge fire (In an OSHA approved containment area.) and roasted some marshmallows. Than we opened a case of Jack, got wasted and beat the crap out of each other. True story.

Clearly, I missed all the fun: heroic rescues by “Uncle Ben,” singing, drinking and fighting. I’ll never leave again.

Uncle Ben catered. He had this great curry chicken and of course rice dinner. It was fantastic.

@Hypocrisy_Central Ah, yes, because there are so many camel toe threads that have been posted recently, how can you choose one?

Well, it would be the one posted in the last week, since the OP has been gone. (That was the first camel toe thread I have ever seen. It was hideous!)

@Dutchess_III I forgot the tilde. :)

http://i.fluther.com/164099/nsfw-which-product-would-you-buy-one-to-eliminate-camel-toe/

@livelaughlove21 Don’t you hate it when you do that and have to go the entire day tildeless?