(Really NSFW) A quick question about contortionists (details inside)?

Maybe, but probably not in a coffin.
Perhaps you should try for this stunning feat.
You could call yourself ” Blowdini the great.” lol

@Coloma My college days are over.

I think we’d have to hear about that from an actual contortionist. Do we have any in our tidepool?

Yep. I’ve seen video of it being done.

@augustlan I too have seen video. AFAIK, it’s a male-only sport, and one only possible for the well endowed.

Which brings up the question, “Why do dogs and cats lick their genitals and asses?” And the answer, of course, is; “Because they can.”

As I recall, @blondesjon once gave a very clear answer to that: “A dick in your mouth is still a dick in your mouth.”

Of course, dude. If you can think of something sexual humans can do, chances are it has been done. If you’d like to see one technique for self-fellatio, you can watch the first few minutes of the excellent film Shortbus.

I think it’s possible to do – but accomplishing it would be a real stretch.

You know how it is impossible to tickle yourself? It might be equally difficult to toss your own salad.

You don’t have to be a contortionist to suck your own dick. Look up self-suck videos and see for yourself. You might want to steer clear of the self-fuck videos though – total mind freak.

^^^ What? Oh man, I’m getting old, it has never crossed my mind to look up those things. Now I’m curious, well…maybe not. lol

I’m not even going to try to bend that far. I’ll just find an evil genius scientist to clone me.

@Coloma It’s quite a sight, that’s for sure.