[NSFW] What unasked question do you want to answer?

Surely there is something that has not been asked, or hasn’t since you arrived on Fluther, that you’ve been itching to answer. Well TGIF because here’s your chance. Pose your unasked question as the answer to this question, and then you can answer it yourself. You’re off the hook. It’s not your fault you are answering your own question, it’s mine. That’s what I asked you to do. And if your question is G rated nature, not to worry. Just click to the SFW version here.