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Do you think that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford will resign to seek higher office?

Asked by ibstubro (18804points) November 9th, 2013

Is it true that large amounts of alcohol prevent crack cocaine addiction?

Well, Hel-LO Johnny Walker!

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josie's avatar

The magnitude of his depravity certainly would demand he seek office higher than mayor.

In the US he would certainly be HOR material, maybe even the Senate.

glacial's avatar

He doesn’t have the sense to know that that is what’s expected or required. So no, he won’t resign. If Toronto wants him out, they’re going to have to carry him out bodily.

filmfann's avatar

Q: Is it true that large amounts of alcohol prevent crack cocaine addiction?

A: Rob Ford is actually blaming his crack usage on his being drunk.

Will he resign? Eventually.
Will he seek higher office? Well, he will seek to get higher while in office.

YARNLADY's avatar

Who on earth took those pictures, anyway, and why? Public servants should avoid any sort of mind altering substance at all times

Seek's avatar

@filmfann Booze is a gateway drug now? Who knew?

ibstubro's avatar

@Seek_Kolinahr Yup. The bad news is that alcohol is a gateway to crack now. The good news is that alcohol prevents crack addiction.

So say Rob Ford.

Pachy's avatar

I hope so—and soon. The man needs to be in rehab—not public office.

Dr_Lawrence's avatar

He is high in office far too much already!

Buttonstc's avatar

And while the world has a good laugh about it, the sad reality is that any day could be his last ( not in office…but, on this earth.)

Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

Wow. The man’s habitual consumption of alcohol is necessary to prevent his repetitive crack smoking from becoming habitual. Jesus, I think this guy has found the secret to the universe. I wonder how long it took this genius to formulate this? Could you imagine being married to an asshole like this? Does this shithead have kids?

glacial's avatar

@Espiritus_Corvus He has a wife and kids (8 and 5 years old). This article was published in June (after the denial, before the confession).

Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

@glacial. Thanks. Complete photo album including a picture of him about to puke—and another with his arm around some neo-Nazi nutcase. This guy makes Berlusconi look like a friggin’ nun. His wife doesn’t have to put up with it much longer, though. He’s a myocardial infarction waiting to happen. Triple the life insurance, baby. Make it work for you.

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