Describe your bad typing habits. Possibly NSFW.

I’m so used to doing everything on my phone, when I’m faced with a real keyboard I have to think about what I’m doing, and go back and make corrections 30 bajillion times. Pretty sad really.

Fuck you for asking this que…
I make the same mistake with thank every time.

I haev won major awarsd for my tpying.

ucme is rgiht. Fuck Thank yuo, man….

I am often too quick when I type capital letters. My pinky has already left the shift key when I press the other.

I seem to be incapable of typing “Christmas” without first typing it as “Christman”. Which is weird, but sort of à propos.

What has this got to do with nsfw?

^ Typing one handed.

Makes perfect sense!

^^Cyber sex addict lol

Onerottenapple, no need to wank me…no really!

Never a dull monument around here…

Eye sea ewe enjoie shinnie erecshions.

Yesh Mish Moneypenneh…

Pushy Galore, shexshy girl…

LOL.

Shall we stop before we get our patties smacked for going off topic?

What are yewww…...preparedddddd to do ??

“I musht be dreaming…”

You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue. That’sh the Chicago way!

Yesh, the modsh may jusht get their knickersh in a twisht.

I have to look at the numerals to type them. Otherwise, U;n oewrrt nyxg fiis ri fi,

Rdw abe orm.ycm.o C o,cyjd yr yd. Ekrpat t.fxrape ,cydrgy p.anc;cbi cyv <day a lacb yday co!

Please, go on…..

My thread!!!

Dude…... You’ve been hijacked.

I was totally serious.

So was Oswald…

I don’t use my left pinky for anything and my right pinky is only used to press ‘Enter’ (though even for that I sometimes use my ring finger instead).

I’m also extremely inaccurate (to put it into perspective, according to WhatPulse I ‘backspace’ for ~5% of my keystrokes, compared to 11% of pressing ‘space’). I somehow still have a very high WPM despite this.

Welcome to fluther. OK, let’s roll…

Who has more inherent intelligence…..women or men ??

(careful, son….)

Neither:

It’a all relative.

My question was a stress-test for the newbie, Stoke, but thanks anyway for your very fine but risk-free fence-sitting comment….