Is that good, or is that bad?

I sat on my butt all day, playing with jellies.

That’s bad. Jellies sting, ya know…

No, that’s good.
A little peanut butter takes the sting out.

But that’s bad, because we won’t have enough peanut butter for sandwiches.

That’s good, because I’d prefer something other than sandwiches for dinner.

That’s bad, because I already buttered the bread for grilled cheese sandwiches.

That’s good, because there are lots of hungry people you can share with.

Oh that’s bad, there’s not enough to go around.

That’s good. Now everyone will bring a dish and we’ll have a pot-luck.

But that’s bad, because if you tell @Coloma it’s a pot-luck, she’ll think you mean “pot” not pot — and bring her special brownies.

No that’s good, because that means that me and Adirondackwannabe will have to pick up the slack for the food. I’ve got one of These in the oven right now.

No. That’s bad because mushrooms are the devil!
Sorry @Kardamom. I’m sure you’re an amazing cook

No, that’s good, because now I know that some people have an aversion to mushrooms. For you @Katniss I’m making This

No, that’s bad. Everyone but @Katniss is going to go hungry because I’ll be a mushroom lasagne hoarder.

No that’s good, because I made a special pan of that lasagna just for you, and I made an extra one that I froze, so you can take it home.

That’s bad. My freezer’s already full.

That’s good, because the mushroom lasagne is MINE, ALL MINE I say!

Mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!! @Kardamom Those look amazing! Thank you!! You’re the best!

Y’all better back up off my shells!

That’s bad @Katniss because if you eat them all, they’ll make you fat.

@ibstubro That’s good. I only weigh 115 lbs. I’m grossly underweight at 5’7. lol

That’s bad. Underweight Americans make up about .0001% of the population.

That’s good for airline stockholders, since rates will soon be determined by passenger weight….

That’s bad, I weigh %$#%^ pounds!

No, that’s good !....I am an airline stockholder….

That’s bad. You probably get to look at all those X-rays of our privates and generals.

No that’s good, some of those privates are pretty awesome.

No, that’s bad, because…..privates should remain private, in general..

That’s good. There’s a kernel of truth in our privates remaining generally private.

No, that’s bad, and might be a major mistake…

That’s good. The few generally private privates major offenders can be administered corporal punishment by a specialist.

No, that’s bad, because specialists aren’t really….you know….all that special….

That’s bad. Chiefly, in lieu of rehabilitation, we have tenants of the big house languishing away

OH crap. Jonesy and I screwed-up the rhythm…

Hey, you jumped on my bad! I took too long linking up my lieu with tenant.

Why do the Brits pronounce it “LEF-tenant” anyway ??

Brits pronounce everything funny. Get one to say aluminum foil, or I drove my Jaguar to town.
I gotta flip this so we get back on track.
No, that’s GOOD rhythm and screwing belong together.

On it….

No, that’s bad because….....no, you’re right….rhythm and screwing DO belong together….

That’s good. I have a good Catholic partner.

No, that’s bad because you have to go to all of those weekly ‘ceremonies’

No that’s good. Sarah moanies so weakly, nobody minds.

That’s bad. I thought that Sarah was moaning so loud I was the stud of the High Rise. :’-(

lol

Oh, swell. Now we have TWO great pun-masters on the premises.

You both have much more stamina than this guy.

Goodnight….

Okay, no that’s gooood, a little to the left, tenant!

@Jonesn4burgers a LITTLE?

@OneBadApple Night, @OneBadApple. Soon to follow.

That’s bad, we all know little Calvin never goes to bed at a decent hour!

That’s good than Hobbs will have some company in all the trouble making.

No, that’s bad! If they’re going to bed now, then it follows that all the trouble making will happen in dreams.

“The Sandman” meets “Calvin and Hobbes” is going to be the strangest comic book crossover ever.

That’s good, it should be a lot of laughs.

No that’s bad. Laughing makes me tired and I have work to do.

But that’s good at least you will be in a good mood to do all that work.

That’s bad. A good mood is wasted, working.

No that’s good. Lots of people are in a good mood wasted, and like it.

No, that’s bad. They might be wasted when @Coloma isn’t here, and she would be sad.

No, that’s good. @Coloma can be really cute when she’s sad…

That’s bad. @Coloma doesn’t strike me as being sad much.

It’s good if @Coloma doesn’t strike you at all.

That’s bad, if stu is a masochist

That’s good, as I hear @Coloma is a very striking woman.

No, that’s bad because…....well, no, you’re right…...that’s good…..

No, that’s bad because it’s not good.

OK, not bad…

That’s bad, because we’re sew outta luck without a thread.

Its good to be without a thread. Otherwise, something once exciting just becomes sew sew.

GROANN…Thats bad,at least a bad pun.

I think it’s genius !!

(alright, semi-genius, but still…)

I think it’s offal.
Thread lightly.

Hey…who’s talking behind my strikingness? lol

Okay…jeez…how to get this ball rolling again….

Two strikes you’re out is a good policy

OK, then….

(dejectedly returns to the dugout)

Dejection can be good

Well yeah…...I, uh…...I suppose it….....(sigh)......isn’t, umm…..you know, uhhh….....permanent…

This is good, very very good! We have made great progress, but time is up. Next week we talk about dis fruit complex. Now get out there and make dat thread shtrong again!

That’s bad what if some don’t want to talk about fruit.

But dish wuld be gute! Vee can svich to talking svimmink pools unt frizzers! Who don’t like frizzers?

The gal at the bottom of the pool. She don’t like frizzers, and that’s bad.

No, that’s good, because the gal at the bottom of the pool is a mermaid.

That’s bad. I’ve always wanted to be a mermaid. :(

That’s good! The mermaid gal at the bottom of the pool was just resting. You can still hold hope of being a mermaid!

That’s bad, how do you know the mermaid was resting or her gills gave out?

That’s good. She thinks we’re expecting tadPoles.

That’s bad Tadpoles will get sucked into the pool filters.

No, that’s good. Tadpoles are a well-known filter deionizer…

No, that’s bad. Merpoles are the size of soccer ball, but with a tail. Filter clog.

No, that’s good. The filter in our pool is the size of a Volkswagen.

That’s good. Maybe it’s the Love Bug filter.

No, that’s bad, it will suck up whole skunks and possums

That’s good! I don’t want whole (or even partial) skunks and possums swimming in our pool!

^^^ LOL true story…once I had a dead skunk stuck in the filter. Gah!

That’s bad, makes for a severe case of hydrophobia

That’s good. Hydrophobia means at least one person won’t pee in the pool!

That’s bad….implying that there will be others…

No, that’s good. Saves on the water bill, and makes the pool taste more like the ocean!

No, that’s bad.
Signed,
Fresh Water Guy

That’s good, I have no use for a stinky water guy

No, that’s bad. Stinky water guy is only seasonally employed in most of the country.

No, that’s good. Seasonal employment rocks…

No, that’s bad, seasonal employment kills my community in winter. No one goes white water rafting in the snow and all the really good local eateries shut down for winter, Bah!

No, that’s good. People are still smart enough to not go white water rafting in the snow.
No, that’s good. If you don’t have local good eateries all year, you appreciate them more when they’re open, and your broadening bum appreciates them more when they’re closed.

Take your pick.

Take my prick? Um…. okay, I concede, you win, it is GOOD when www.coloma.com/listing/marcos-cafe/ opens again in May! I do a little stand up there on open mic night. :-)

ooooooo….that’s bad, she might got you there, brother.

(and how wonderful that they named a place after her…)

Um, that’s good I guess, but ah… I don’t have a brother (or any siblings, so… who the heck are you?!?!
stop stalking me

Sorry. TJAM is obviously in a stupor. Prop his head and let him lay.

TJBM still wishes they had GOOD siblings.

I am trying very hard to care, but sorry…..not today….

It’s a NEW day.

When you finish a thought, @OneBadApple, I’m thinking 1,000.

Nah, I’m on the east coast, and if it’s Monday here, it’s still Monday there.

And I blew-by 1,000 in 1987….

I wish I had a sibling, a long line of only children in my family.
Oh well…some siblings are evil. lol

I have two siblings, Coloma, a brother and a sister. One is not worth a crap and the other is only semi-worth-a-crap.

So count your blessings today….

So, is that ^ good, or bad?

That’s bad that you are confused about wether siblings are good or bad.

That’s good, because we’re all confused now and can move on to greener pastures.

That’s bad I’m allergic to hay.

That’s good. You’re too far north to hear “Hay, yall!” much. :-)

That’s bad, because “Hey Yall” is a typical Southern greeting to everyone.

Tha’ts good, I jes love me a nice suthern drawlllll

That’s bad,I will just stay north of the border.

That’s good, you can have all that frigging SNOW. I loves me a nice Southern sauna. Hey! who goosed me!?

That’s bad, the thread seems to have died. :’-(

No, that’s good.

( RIP, thread….)

No, that’s bad. I’m so glad we had this time together.

Oh, that’s good….

Also RIP Carol Burnett

( what ?.....she’s still with us ??.......oops, sorry Carol….have a nice day…)

Oh, that’s bad, BAD karma!

I SAID “I’m sorry”, so it’s all good…..

( Jesus Christ !! )

Carol Burnett died?—She was so funny!—

@OneBadApple Jeez…don;t you know being a martyr is bad, give up the cross dude, somebody else could use the wood. lol

@Coloma OK, I’ll get down off there if you insist. If you will concede that Carol Burnett wasn’t all that funny….

^^^ Deal!

Well then…where do we go from here?

Well, I like that Yosemite Nat’l Park that’s near you very much….

That’s good. Carol Burnett is still alive and well, and in her day, was all THAT.

Yes, Yosemite is good and Carol Burnett was pretty bad ass for a female comedienne in her day.

Oookay…. rain is good!

With emphasis on “in her day”.....

(OK, I’m replying to both of you, so please make that “emphasises”)

No rain is bad, if you were previously haveing a great hair day.

No rain is GOOD after all the evil forest fires here. Whew…I shall not burn!

That is good,but bad if your having a great hair day.

So that’s a great day to wear a hat.

Or a bad day to have a head….

That’s good. We could go riding horses.

That’s bad I don’t care for horses they are a lot of work.

That’s good because you will not get a horse ignorant of how much work and expense they are

That’s bad. A dumb horse is no better than an ass mule.

That’s bad, some of my best neigh-bors were asses and mules. lol

That’s bad because you were supposed to leave a good comment. Now we’re nattering nabobs of negativity.

It;s GOOD to have a great sense of humor

That’s bad. The humors are tricky.

That’s good humor is good as long as it isn’t mean.

That’s bad. The Good Humor man can make us all fat!

No, that’s good.

Cannibals are people too, you know…

No, that’s bad. Cannibals come to bad ends.

And that’s good. I mean, who wants Hannibal Lecter for a next-door neighbor ?

That’s bad. It doesn’t stop them from making movies about him. Eating his own brains was one of the stupidest scenes and crappiest special effects of the modern age.

No that’s good, since I never cared for Ray Liotta as an actor…

(and as stupid as that scene was, it was far less stupid than how Thomas Harris ended the book…)

That’s BAD. I’d not read the book, but don’t imagine a crappier ending. Why bother with a movie then?

That’s good because the movie-makers had the good sense to end with Lecter and the little boy eating brains together on the plane, and not with Lecter and Clarice Starling waltzing on a veranda in South America.

( this is not one of my stupid imaginary meanderings….that’s how the book ends….)

That IS bad. We all know Jodie would never do such a thing.

It’s good that Jodie is smarter than a lot of other people.

It’s bad that more people don’t have the looks and brains of Jodie.

It’s good that my wife does…......................
.
.

(ok, she’s gone now….)

That;s bad, your poor dead wife.

OK, let’s make that…..“left the room now….”

haha….who’s leaving the room, the dead wife or the rotten apple?

I’m too tired to dance this evening @Coloma.

Let’s do this tomorrow…

@OneBadApple

Rot well, I mean rest. ;-)

That’s good. Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

That’s bad. The bed bugs are hungry and need to be fed.

Lou Lou says “Hey!” OldHippy!

That’s good, because we’d be bored if not for having our butts itch.

That’s bad. I hate it when my butt itches!

But that’s good then you have to get up and itch it then you get some exercise.

No that’s bad. If I get up I might trip over all the crap laying in the floor.

That’s good you might get some long over due cleaning done.

Cleaning schmeaning. Cleaning is bad. It could raise dust and agitate allergies.

But that’s good you might find out exactly what your allergic to.

…After a brief delay… But that’s bad! you might find out you’re allergic to exactly everything!

That’s good, then you can give up trying to figure out wtf you are allergic to.

That’s bad, because you have to put up with the symptoms or go around drugged out all the time.

That’s good, because being drugged up all the time will make you less self conscious about that huge wart between your eyes.

LOL…that’s bad, because even if you’re drugged the Emperor still has no clothes.

But that’s good No laundry to do, and you don’t care.

That’s bad. The royal laundry wench will be out of a job and have to sell herself to the footmen.

That’s good. The footman hasn’t had any action in years.

No, that’s bad, because the footmen are in a committed relationship that the Emperor will not sanctify.

But that’s good. The footman has suspected for years the emperor is a closet nudist.