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Would you like to help me assemble a collection of the best put-downs to field against white supremacists?

Asked by ragingloli (51966points) December 31st, 2013

For example:
1. White people are descended from africans.
2. Only a tiny group journeyed to Europe, thus Europeans are the result of generations of inbreeding.
3. Interbred with Neanderthals.

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Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, that about says it all. Africans are a much purer strain, at least they were 300 years ago.

poofandmook's avatar

I feel like it’s a waste of time. White supremacists typically don’t listen to reason. Obviously.

Darth_Algar's avatar

Why would you waste your time arguing with these witless cretins?

KNOWITALL's avatar

Only if it’s for fun, I don’t want your blood on my hands, those people are no joke.

flutherother's avatar

White supremacists often have an inferiority complex. Putting them down, tempting though it is, will only make it worse.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@flutherother Even if it’s not the person making putting them down, they can take it out on someone else. The worst thing you can say to those people are to imply their bloodlines are impure, like ‘you’re mama’ jokes about other races having relations with their mom, sister, etc… Seriously.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

You understand your body parts may never be found. Not to play with . . .

dougiedawg's avatar

Since the mapping of the human genome has revealed that all races are homo sapiens, regardless of skin color, the assertion that whites are somehow the superior ones and people of color inferior tends toward self congratulatory puffery more than scientific reality.

It’s like Australian opossums claiming superiority over their North American cousins because their fur is different. They still be opossums.

“We have met the enemy and he is us!” -Pogo

ETpro's avatar

@ragingloli Yes, and surely the list has more that 3 entries.

kritiper's avatar

Why limit yourself to white supremacists? Best to not discriminate! Include supremacists of ALL colors!

Dutchess_III's avatar

@ETpro Yes. She just gave us those three to get started so add to it!

ETpro's avatar

@Dutchess_III Good point. OK, I’ll take up the challenge.

Mr. White Supremacist. Remind me again when the last Great White Hope won the heavyweight boxing championship. Oh and when was it the last white guy won a major marathon?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh oh oh! Jessie Owens anyone? :D

flutherother's avatar

White people are actually pink.

mattbrowne's avatar

Who is closer (1) white Europeans and Australian Aborigines or (2) two black tribes in neighboring central African villages?

Closeness being defined by comparing DNA.

GloPro's avatar

Yo mamma is so white she makes the Pillsbury Doughboy look Mexican.
Yo mamma is so white she makes Queen look like Queen Latifa.
Yo mamma is so white Xbox won’t let her play Black Ops.

That should be veeeery effective when going up against white supremacists. Good luck!

ETpro's avatar

@mattbrowne I just finished reading Spencer Wells’ The Journey of Man. Professor Wells is a geneticist who used Y-chromosomes and mitochondrial DNA haplogroup mutations to trace the time and path humans followed out of Africa. He explains that, because the local population of Africa has lived there far longer than any group that migrated out beginning at least 40,000 and perhaps as far back 60,000 years ago; native Africans have far greater genetic diversity among them than any of the distinct haplogroup mutations such as R-173M that is found in Africa today, but sent out patriarchs that settled in the Asian Steppes, moved from there to Europe and eventually the Americas.

The average white supremacist has such a supreme grasp of science, however, that explaining that to him would be as effective as talking to your pet rock.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@ETpro White Supremacist—“Sounds like that boy just said blacks are better’n us, Bub, let’s kick his butt.”

ETpro's avatar

@KNOWITALL Ha! Cute. Actually the simple translation is that there is one male that lived in Central Africa about 60,000 years ago, and while there were lots of other males at the time, their descendants caught some bad breaks, and that one lucky male’s descendants managed to survive, reproduce, and populate the whole world. So all of us are related to the male Adam who lived about 3000 generations ago, our great (to the 3000th degree) grandpa, who was black.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Good heavens, don’t tell my relatives in Texas about this!!!!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

@Dutchess_III and the ancestor was not Baptist.

ETpro's avatar

@KNOWITALL Here’s a short video showing what our common ancestor was like. He probably spoke the San language that is all but lost today.

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