In honor of V DAY and One Billion Rising...... (NSFW)

I thought the OP was about Valentine’s Day.

And now like a deer caught in the glare of some pruriently-bright headlights, I’m too shocked to leave! ;-o

~VD day…

Mine’s pretty pissed off, and not talking to me.

My car broke down, and it took so long to get it running again that I was four days late refilling my birth control prescription. Because of that, I need a “backup method” for at least seven days, and my hormones are doing all kinds of crazy shit. Oh, and my backup method is abstinence. And it’s V-day. Frakking life.

My vagina says this is thought provoking.

@syz, I saw that. I thought the comments on Facebook were interesting. Some men just couldn’t get it.

Pfffft. She can talk.

Can I try something other than a Mohawk?

Here’s a video of people in the Vagina Monologues answering the question.

She might say… Foreplay.

Gosh darn it how long do I have to wait to have sex again, I think I see cob webs from lack of use these days.

My V would SING this.

Mine just keeps singing Vanilla Ice songs. Go ninja go ninja go!

I haven’t seen the monologue. I saw a few clips from you jellies up above. I can think of a few things my vagina would say…..1) Be Safe and 2) Respect me.