What is the most redneck thing you've ever done?

Some of our non-American friends aren’t sure exactly what a redneck is, so let’s try to ‘splain it to them.

When my husband and I first started dating we went to the lake with a friend of his, and his friend’s girlfriend. We were drinking and Rick and his friend got the insane idea to “surf” on top of the Suburban. I got to drive. That was pretty redneck.

Once we bought an ice-cream maker at auction. Turns out the motor was broke (we have to talk like a red neck too in this thread)...the motor was broke. I found a paint brush with a hole in the handle. Ah-ffixed it to the crank screw at the top of the ice-cream maker motor and my son, husband and I me took turns crankin’. Worked.

Once upon a time there was a pontoon frame for sale. I hatched a plan to modify the bed of the pontoon so our pop-up camper could be attached. Then we’d float around on the lake, camping. Wanted to get chairs and tables to set out side of the camper. And a grill. And a cooler, of course.

Redneck swimming pool